Angelo: We should have parties!!
Lucifer: A bachelor party for Jake and a whatever the other one is for Damien.
Jake: Thanks, but we only have one person in mind for that.
Damien: *nods*
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Andy: D-do I have to wear this?
Jake: Yes! We throw money at you and you strip dance for us!
Damien: C'mon onto the stage!!
Andy: *blushes red getting onto the pole in nothing, but revealing underwear* I hate you both.
Jake: Hey it's our party! How much do you take for sex?
Damien: I've got twenty bucks.
Jake: I've also have twenty bucks.
Andy: Forty.
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Andy: I-I c-can't anymore!
Jake: *panting* I've got a hundred.
Andy: F-fine!
Damien: *sucking him off*
Jake: *smirks thrusting again*
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Lane: and you didn't invite me?!
Jake: *laughs a bit nervously* My bad.
Damien: Sorry! *rubs the back of his neck*
Lane: *pouts* I have to get sloppy seconds.
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I know they didn't meet Lane until way later, but for the purposes of the joke she's there.
