Faz: you've had a crush on me?
Jamey: yes? I've literally had a crush on you for years.
Faz: o-oh. *blushing*
Jamey: We've literally made out.
Faz: as bros do!
Jamey: Really?? We've fucked in your bed before.
Faz: As friends!!
Jamey: *covers his face blushing muttering gibberish*
