Oil: *looking through magazine articles on real estate*
Olive: Oil! Oil! I just got a girlfriend!
Oil: *drops his magazine* What?!
Olive: I told you things would start turning around once I got those shoes!
Oil: W-what about our real estate?
Olive: I'll still do it!
Oil: What about me?
Olive: Jeez. I'll tell my gf that I'll have to make time with her then.
Oil: Wait you would put me before your girlfriend?
Olive: Of course. I love you.
Oil: *tears up* Olive I'm so in love with you!! *hugs him tight and kisses him hard*
Olive: *squeaks falling on the floor*
Oil: *pulls away* I'm sorry!
Olive: How come your such a good kisser? I was all over the place.
Oil: Wait- you're not mad?
Olive: No dummy. I knew the whole time.
Oil: Asshole!
Olive: *laughs* I got you~
Oil: What about your girlfriend?
Olive: *smug af* I lied.
Oil: You bigger ass! *hugs him tighter*
Olive: Took you long enough. *pats his head*
