Nat: Eh?
Jamey: drink.
Nat: But I don't want too.
Jamey: Why not?
Nat: *looks down tearing up* Because my dad used to drink a lot, then he went to rehab and got cured, but then... he died with my mom.
Jamey: ........... I'm sorry.
Nat: It's okay.
Jamey: *awkwardly pats his back*
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He lied
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Nat: I won't drink!
Max: But everyone's doing it.
Nat: So if everyone jumps off a cliff then I should too?
Max: I mean... if everyone's doing i-
Nat: So if everyone starts shooting each other, then I should too.
Max: Hold o-
Nat: if everyone's having a corona party then I should join in?
Max: Well n-
Nat: Then why should I drink just because everyone else is?!
Max: Alright! Alright! Jeez.
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John: Do you want a beer?
Nat: No.
John: Kay. *drinks it*
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Tyler: *already drank Nat's beer*
Nat: *giggling*
Tyler: *talking drunkly at him*
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Felix: I won't force you, but I might spike your apple juice.
Nat: Joke's on you, I already drank it all!
Felix: Well damn.
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Jerry: There he's drunk.
Nat: *swaying while having a huge grin plastered on his face*
Max: How?!
Jerry: I shoved beer down his throat.
John: You defiled my baby?!
Jerry: No. I just made him deepthroat a beer bottle.
Max: Whoohoo!
Jamey: Well I'm glad. Fucking making me feel bad about stuff that didn't happen to his parents.
Felix: Poor Natty.
Jerry: I did it with my tentacles.
John: Ew.
