Lucifer: So I was thinking, Fine. I will fuck you.
Max: Yes! This video game will be as close as I'll ever get!
Lucifer: Great because- *snaps his neck*
Max: Fuck! You seductive bitch!!
Lucifer: *Vents down*
Jerry: *hits the report button*
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Jerry: Dad vented!!
Jamey: defense dad?
Lucifer: You think my thick ass would fit through those tiny ass vents?
Angelo: He's got a point.
Felix: I say it's Jerry. He always kills Max.
Jerry: It's not me this time!
John: sus.
Jerry: you bi-
~ Jerry was Not An Imposter ~
John: Ah shit.
Jerry: Soooo how'd he kill you?
Max: He said I could fuck him.
Jerry: *laughs* You believed him?
Max: *pouts* Jerry you're my wife, comfort me!
Jerry: *hugs him* There there.
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Lucifer: I'll sabotage.
Angelo: *gives a thumbs up and kills Faz*
Jamey: *was standing in the shadows and immediately hits report*
Angelo: Fuck!
Jamey: I'm ALWAYS watching Faz.
Felix: rookie mistake.
Tyler: It's basically among us 101 with Jamey.
John: Yep.
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The parents!!
