Jerry: where's the little monster?
Faz: Jamey's watching him. *pouts* I haven't been able to get him to sleep so Jamey took over.
Jerry: aww.
Faz: We haven't had sex in three days! He won't leave us alone.
Jerry: not even at night?
Faz: he sleeps in bed with us.
Jerry: and you can't move him?
Faz: we tried that, he automatically woke up.
Jerry: yikes. If you want, I can make my dick as long as his.
Faz: That's very tempting.
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Jamey: *rubbing his head*
Max: baby troubles?
Jamey: I'm about to ask the internet for help.
Max: *hugs him* there there. You're just sexually frustrated right?
Jamey: I know what you're doing. And honestly, I don't care. *kisses him hard*
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They would do this uwu