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We were sat watching Andre and Jade perform

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We were sat watching Andre and Jade perform. Sikowitz was making them squat while performing.

"Now, I told you, the answer is no!" Andre said.

"But, dad! All my friends got cars for their sixteenth birthdays!" Jade said.

"This conversation is over!" Andre said.

"Dad! Don't walk away from me! Daddy!" Jade said.

"Sikowitz." Andre said.

"This is ridiculous." Jade said.

"I find it funny." I said.

"You wanna sleep on the couch tonight?" Jade glared. I shut up. "That's what I thought."

"Oh no, keep squatting! You're doing great." Sikowitz said.

"But it's hard to act and squat at the same time." Andre said.

"Hey Sikowitz, what does the word "perilous" mean?" Tori asked.

"Perilous. Well, it sounds like "Pear-less", which would mean you don't have any Pears. Or any products from The Pear Store. But that doesn't make sense because you have that phone you got all..." Sikowitz said. As he was saying this Jade and Andre stood up.

"Ya know what? Forget it." Tori said.

"Hey! Squat!" Sikowitz said. Jade and Andre did.

"Can I also squat?" Cat asked.

"When it's your turn." My uncle told her.

"I don't understand why we have to do this scene like this." Jade said.

"Look, there are many different types of theater. There's realism, there's expressionism, absurdism. And there's squatalism." Sikowitz said. 

"It's true, it says right here that squatalistic theater, was originally performed by the ancient Greeks. As a way of pleasing the mythical God, Squatros." Robbie said.

"Look, do you want us to squat or waddle?" Andre asked.

"Pick one." Jade said.

"You do both... It's called "squaddling". All right, let's take it from..." Sikowitz got cut off by Tori.

"Hey! What does it mean if something is "spangled"?" Tori asked.

"Dang it, Tori! I only want to answer squat-related questions!" Sikowitz said.

"Is it my turn to squat?" Cat asked.

"No!" Sikowitz said.

"Come on, Cat, you take my place." Andre said.

"Okay!" Cat said. "Yay, we're squat buddies." Cat said to Jade.

"Hey, what does "o'er" mean o apostrophe e r?" Tori asked.

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