Vmin one Shots

I'm pregnant

When Taehyung woke up, Jimin wasn't by his side and although a little worried,he spotted him infront of the mirror with a toothbrush hanging from his mouth and brows creased to the centre.Taehyung rubbed his eyes lightly and pulled his blankets away.Jimin paid no attention as he turned around in his spot, rubbing his stomach and running circles over them.Taehyung got up and hooked his head over Jimin's shoulder.
"Good morning, love", Taehyung mumbled against the shell of Jimin's ear and Jimin pouted,his tooth brush almost falling out of his mouth.Jimin didn't reply as Taehyung rested his head on his shoulder,closing his eyes against Jimin's morning scent.Taehyung brought his hand around Jimin to hold his waist,"What's wrong?",He asked and Jimin mumbled out a ,'nothing'.

Taehyung tilted his head to plant a kiss on Jimin's neck and Jimin still looked unbothered.Taehyung's eyes fell onto the clock mantle and it told him they had slept in too late.That was fine,Sundays don't come often.He followed Jimin into the toilet and perched over the counter and picked up his own brush.Taehyung saw as Jimin wash up himself but his face looked so worried.
"What is it,baby?", Taehyung asked again as he spit out the foam in his mouth and was genuinely worried by then.Jimin sighed heavily and took a step forward to take Taehyung's hand in his and looked up at him,his eyes almost tearing up.Taehyung was quick to dab a towel over his mouth after he gargled.
"Baby?-"
"I'm pregnant", Jimin's small of a voice came and Taehyung wasn't sure that's what he heard so he had to make sure,"What?!"
"I'm pregnant.I been meaning to tell you but-"
"Wait... I'm..give me a minute.What are you saying?"
"I thought you'd be happy",Jimin's pout was visible and his eyes were too hard to keep an eye contact with.Taehyung overcame his initial shock and brought his hand to cup Jimin's rosy cheeks and planted a kiss on his nose.
"Jimin,baby..You do know you can't get pregnant,right?"

At this point Taehyung wasn't very sure if Jimin was joking or being really serious.Either way,he chose to comfort his husband.
"I'm sure.I have morning sickness and I do have a baby bump now",Jimin said as he pulled Taehyung's hand to place it on his stomach.Taehyung sighed a breath,not a sad one but more like 'why is my husband so cute' sigh and tapped on Jimin's nose.
"It's chicken not a baby"
"Mm?!!"
Taehyung pulled Jimin into his arms and heaved him up on the counter.Jimin stayed in his arms ,with his head tilted onto Taehyung's shoulder.Taehyung could feel tears seeping through his shirt.
"Yesterday we had chicken and you ate a lot, remember?", Taehyung asked and Jimin hummed.
"Also you can't get pregnant,love", Taehyung said,his voice ever so sweet and soothing yet Jimin pulled back to face Taehyung,"Why?"
"Cause men can't.We don't have a uterus,you see", Anyone would have regarded it as a stupid topic yet there he was explaining it to his husband calmly.
"But Jin hyung said-..oh,no",Jimin said in realization and Taehyung nodded confirmation.
"We will steal Jin hyung's daughter as a revenge", Taehyung said,smiling and Jimin lightened up immediately.
"You'd do that for me?"
"I'd even kidnap Yoongi hyung's child for you"
Jimin's eyes widened,"Oh..daring!!"
Taehyung chuckled along with Jimin and when they stopped, Taehyung asked,"But do you wanna one of our own?"
Jimin looked up at Taehyung surprised,"And become dads?"
"Yeah,Dads"
Before Taehyung could finish the sentence, Jimin jumped off into Taehyung,legs wrapped around Taehyung's waist.
"Jiminie,careful with the baby", Taehyung laughed only to earn a light slap on his back and Jimin burried his head into Taehyung's shoulder in embarassment.

A/n:Hope you loved it