Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
Jungkook
😱JOON JUST SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
MOTHERFUCKER APPEARED BEHIND ME ALL OF A SUDDEN
WITHOUT ME HEARING HIM
SO WHEN I TURNED AROUND HE WAS JUST
THERE
❤MomD❤
Your scream was very musical
Why did I just find out that Jungkook can sing?
Jungkook
WHY DID YOU WALK IN MY APARTMENT WITHOUT KNOCKING
❤MomD❤
Cuz it was unlocked stupid
Jungkook
It was?😳
❤MomD❤
Yeah
So if I had been a robber I could've taken everything
Jungkook
Take what?
Bitch all I got is a TV and laptop and even those ain't worth much😂
What else you want?
The few pacis I have
😂
❤MomD❤
Shouldn't Hoseok and Tae have responded by now?
Jungkook
Those horny bastards are always fucking around🙄
They'll be here soon
BabySun™
Is that jealousy I smell Jungkookie?
Jungkook
Nope
It's ramen that I had to remake
❤MomD❤
Shush I cleaned up the mess you made
Jungkook
You mean the one that YOU made
Who snuck up behind me like a weirdo and made me drop my perfect ramen
❤MomD❤
🤷♂️
Jungkook
You make me sick
thirsTae
😂
But yeah
Koo can sing AND rap
BabySun™
And dance
thirsTae
And draw
Jungkook
Alright that's enough
BabySun™
Can't cook for his life tho😂
Jungkook
🖕
❤MomD❤
Don't feel bad Kook
I can't cook either
And besides you have more talents that make up for not being able to cook
Jungkook
A compliment is not gonna save you from having my foot up your ass
YOU MADE ME DROP MY FOOD
❤MomD❤
IM SORRY
So...
Can Hoseok and Tae sing too?
BabySun™
Yeah but I mostly rap now
thirsTae
Yep
Not much of a rapper but I try
Jungkook
We all dance our asses off though
Not as often anymore🤔
❤MomD❤
Why not?
Jungkook
Shit happened
Financial problems piled up
That kind of shit
❤MomD❤
Understandable
Jungkook
I really should have made you eat the ramen I dropped😒
❤MomD❤
IVE APOLOGIZED SO MANY TIMES
thirsTae
😂
BabySun™
😂
YOU ARE READING
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