Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
BabySun™
I left to get my phone charger from my place
Why did I come back to
four more people that does not include the inhabitant
thirsTae
😂Is that why you walked back out
So you could type in the chat?
BabySun™
Uh huh
Jungkook when are you coming back from the café
Jungkook
Never😱
❤MomD❤
Why not😳
Jungkook
Im
in a tight spot
Asshole is in the café
I don't think he saw me
but now im hiding in the kitchen
JinJin
The staff let you hide in the kitchen?
Jungkook
The staff don't even know im in the kitchen
im a stealthy ninja in high stress situations
BabySun™
WE'RE ON OUR WAY
Jungkook
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't come
It'll just cause trouble for the staff
He'll have to leave at some point
thirsTae
And what if he comes here?
Jungkook
im not saying to drag him inside and kick his ass
but that's exactly what im saying😊
OH SHIT THE CABINETS BEING OPENED
BabySun™
JUNGKOOK😂
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Jungkook
Alright im back
and am hiding out in my park hiding spot
Asshole did not see the staff shoo me out the backdoor
But now I need someone to come get me
cus I don't wanna take my chances by walking home😅
BabySun™
😳
Has anyone ever seen Yoongi move that fast?
miniHyung
😳Nope
It's a new record
that was faster than when we went to check on Kookie
and that was F A S T
Jungkook
OH MY GOD YOONGI WAS SPEEDING
HE ALMOST RAN SOMEONE OVER😂
miniHyung
HOW IS THAT FUNNY
Jungkook
THE GUY THINKS HE'S DEAD NOW😂
He's walking around moaning like a ghost
and acting like he's invisible
I think...
no im pretty sure he's on drugs
cus now he's talking to birds
JinJin
😂
Are you on your way back now?
Jungkook
We're outside
and now im sick from how fast he was driving🤢
❤MomD❤
Koo this is gonna sound crazy
Jungkook
Not as crazy as my ex
what is it😂
❤MomD❤
👉👈You should come stay with me
until you find a better place
thirsTae
Please do jj
We would worry less😓
miniHyung
that's the best idea I've heard today🤗
Jungkook
After what happened today
I think I'll take you up on that🤦♂️❤
thirsTae
im already packing your stuff up
and I have but one question
WHEN DID YOU STEAL ALL THESE HOODIES FROM ME
Jungkook
The true question is
how many hoodies have you forgotten at my place and never taken them back?
thirsTae
touché
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Stalkers? No, Researchers
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