Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
thirsTae
My brain feels like cotton candy
Jungkook
Yeah well you ate a shit ton of it too
So your stomach should feel like it as well
thirsTae
Really?
❤️MomD❤️
yes
I walked to the store twice to buy a shit ton of cotton candy
with your card😏
Jungkook
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
you were way too eager😂😂
BabySun™
😂
DomMini
😒
Jungkook
What happened😳
BabySun™
😳
DomMini
Tell them what happened Yoongi
yoonie
No comment
❤️MomD❤️
What happened Yoongi hyung
DomMini
I'll tell you what happened🙄
So Yoongi saw asshole coming to the building right?
Cause Yoogi the weirdo likes to write lyrics outside sometimes
Saw Asshole had a gas can
So he beat the dog shit out of Asshole
😤
Jungkook
That's good tho hyung
Why are you so upset😯
DomMini
Because then Yoongi took it upon himself
to move all of our stuff outside
AND SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE HIMSELF
HE THEN PROCEEDED TO CALL THE COPS AND BLAME THE FIRE ON ASSHOLE
Jungkook
😱
WHY
DomMini
THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW
yoonie
Some men just wanna watch the world burn
DomMini
😑
So now we're homeless
BigPapa
Im gonna sound crazy for this
But
I'll let you and your arsonist boyfriend live with me
AS LONG AS
he promises not to set it on fire
yoonie
I promise🤚
DomMini
THANK YOU SO MUCH JIN HYUNG
BigPapa
You're welcome❤️
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