Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
Thot
MY ENTIRE BODY HURTS
IM SO HURT
SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
Jungkook
Someone put me out of mine🙄
I had to carry the crybaby home
and now my arms hurt
Hoe Suck
Both of you shut up complaining
And Jungkook change my name right this instant
Jungkook
WHO TOLD YOU TO READ OVER MY SHOULDER
Hoe Suck
CHANGE MY FUCKING NAME
Jungkook
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Done.
DickSuckingSun
Im gonna murder you
Jungkook
😂😂😂
smolDom
I THINK WE SHOULD CELEBRATE
a successful event
and Koo not running off stage at any time
Thot
And for not backing out
Jungkook
Fuck you
I thought you had more faith in me😢
I thought you loved me
THICCshortie
Jungkook you literally told me you were gonna lock yourself in your room
after chopping off your toes
so you wouldn't have to go
Jungkook
EXPOSED ONCE MORE😭😭😭
smolDom
IM SERIOUS ABOUT THROWING KOO A PARTY
Jinnie🥵
I know a short notice caterer
who can bring alcohol for the right price
Thot
So it's obviously gonna be at Jin hyung's then
Jinnie🥵
Obviously
Jungkook
I didn't sign off on this
And Hoseok isn't allowed to drink
DickSuckingSun
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Jungkook
BITCH YOU LOOK SO DEPRESSED😂😂😂😂
WASN'T THIS AFTER CAIRO
Thot
I BELIEVE THIS WAS AFTER CAIRO😂😂😂
DickSuckingSun
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT CAIRO
BUT YES
this was after Cairo
Jungkook
Fine you can drink a lil
BUT YOU CAN'T GET DRUNK
if you're the first to get drunk
you're getting fucked
Thot
Isn't that the first rule of an all-boys sleepover?
Jungkook
That's the first one to fall asleep
Thot
IS THAT WHY MY HIPS ALWAYS HURT
Jungkook
NO
YOU USED TO SLEEPWALK
Thot
Oh that's right
So party at Seokjin's
Jungkook
Fine
It's Hoseok's turn to carry you
or else im just gonna drag you
Thot
🥺Hobi🥺
DickSuckingSun
Fuck no😊
Jungkook
I guess you're getting dragged
I think I saw some dog shit around here
Thot
😭
YOU ARE READING
Stalkers? No, Researchers
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