Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
Jungkook
its been two days
and I still cant get used to watching Joon work in his studio naked
😂
BabySun™
Shut up braggart
yoonieHyung
😳
thirsTae
😳OH SHIT WHAT IS IT
BabySun™
YOU KNOW ITS BAD WHEN YOONGI GETS SHOOK
miniHyung
I mean we don't wanna alarm anyone
yoonieHyung
But your ex is banging and screaming at your old apartment
and he sounds drunk
miniHyung
He's definitely drunk
and im calling the cops
Jungkook
please do🤦♂️
I don't wanna somehow become responsible for property damages
BabySun™
Why's he such a persistent bastard😒
thirsTae
Dunno😒
should we kill him😈
Jungkook
NOOOOOOOOOOO
NO LOVER OF MINE CAN BE IN JAIL OR PRISON
I REFUSE TO BE SEPERATED FROM YOU😡
BabySun™
Koo have you been drinking?
Jungkook
I don't drink🤨
you know this
thirsTae
Then you must be sleepy
Jungkook
That I am🥱
I was up for a while
doing extracurricular activities
❤MomD❤
By yourself
Jungkook
I was getting to that😝
And for you dirty-minded freaks
I was drawing a portrait of Joon
BabySun™
In the dark?
thirsTae
While he was sleeping?
Jungkook
He was being still and adorable🤷♂️
Don't judge me
Joon liked it🙁
I mean he didn't immediately throw it away😢
miniHyung
Bun are you okay
Jungkook
Yeah.
BabySun™
No.
Go ahead and slip bun
Im omw
Jungkook
🥺hyungies
thirsTae
Aw baby🤗
hobi hyungie is on the way
don't worry
❤MomD❤
Kookie~ I put your drawing on the fridge👉👈
Jungkook
Weally😳
❤MomD❤
Yes😊
Jungkook
Den you wiked it?
❤MomD❤
Yesh😊
Oh my kookie's so adorable
that squeal was loud but cute
BabySun™
Why was the front door just unlocked
😳and now there's a naked baby and a half-naked toddler
miniHyung
WHAT😂
BabySun™
Anyone with free time please come to Joon's place
I need help getting Namu into a diaper and Jungkook into more clothes
miniHyung
😂im omw
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