Stalkers? No, Researchers

64

Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

BabySun™

im seriously gonna quit my job

if this is the kind of shit im gonna be missing out on😩

Jungkook

Please dont😅

you'd make your new job fucking me

BabySun™

you're right😏

and I'd make it a 24/7 job😊

Jungkook

THAT'S ILLEGAL

thirsTae

😂

I mean there's nothing stopping you hobi😏

you've got another source of income

and you and koo could have a whole nother source

an online one

Jungkook

🤔

tempting honestly

but I value my sanity and anonymity more

BigPapa

There are such things as masks🤨

Jungkook

WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING THIS

BigPapa

ID BE YOUR NUMBER ONE AND HIGHEST PAYING FAN

I get entertainment, you get double the pay from me

a win-win situation

Jungkook

😮🤔

you make a compelling argument

BabySun™

cmon koo🥺

I hate my job as is

and we both like sex

so lets do a job we'd enjoy😊

Jungkook

I'd do it on one condition☝

thirsTae

And what's that?

Jungkook

the rest of you have to guest star😏

BigPapa

Fuck no.

Jungkook

😂why not

BigPapa

Not with this face im not

im too recognizable even WITH a mask

Jungkook

then depending on what we're doing

you'll either wear a wig or stay out of the frame🤷‍♂️

BigPapa

Nuh uh

Jungkook

Sorry hobi hyung😊

BabySun™

CANT HE BE A FUCKING EXCEPTION

Jungkook

NO EXCEPTIONS

I WANT ALL THE DICK I CAN GET

AND I WANT IT ON TAPE

thirsTae

Jin please🥺🥺🥺🥺

BabySun™

🥺

DomMini

🥺

yoonie

🥺

BabySun™

YOU HAVE TO NOW

CUZ EVEN YOONGI'S GOING ALONG WITH IT

JJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BigPapa

FINE

but my appearances will be the rarest of the rare

got it?

Jungkook

👌

BabySun™

im writing a resignation letter

thirsTae

FUCK THAT

We're going down there and fucking shit up

BabySun™

Who is we?

Jungkook

Precisely

WHO IS WE

thirsTae

the three musketeers fuckers

NOW GET YOUR ASSES READY

im coming to get you two

AND WE'RE GONNA FUCK SHIT UP😈😈😈😈

Jungkook

c-can y'all bail us out if we get caught

DomMini

😂sure koo❤

Jungkook

thank you🥺

thirsTae

GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR JUNGKOOK

Jungkook

😭😭😭😭😭