Stalkers? No, Researchers

Halloween #Alts

Jungkook – Kookie & 😈kook

Taehyung – TaeTae & Puppy

Jimin – DomMini & ShyShy

Namjoon – Namu & Smartypants

Hoseok - 😈seok & ScaredyCat

Yoongi – Sleepy & Suga

Seokjin – WWH & Carebear

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MindHive

Kookie

cant sweep☹️

Carebear

do you wanna come sleep with hyungie🤗

Kookie

yes pwease🥺

tank chu hyungie🤗

😈seok

These ain't softie hours

these are horny hours boys😏

ScaredyCat

n-no

these are spooky hours

and I really wish I wasn't awake

I think I hear something in my closet

DomMini

Maybe you should go check it😏

I left a gift for you in there earlier

ScaredyCat

NOOO I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO CHECK NOW

😈seok

I'll check

what an adorable puppy

excuse me as I go play with him

Kookie

ooh a puppy

can kookie pway wit him too🥺

Carebear

I don't think it's the kind of puppy you should play with baby

it's a dangerous puppy

okay?

Kookie

otay😔

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Sleepy

can we move somewhere with soundproof walls

so no one can interrupt my sleep with their moans

Kookie

moans?😮

what are dos hyungie

Namu

yea wha are dos

TaeTae

wha are moans

Suga

?

Carebear

NONE OF YOU BAD HYUNGS ANSWER

Moans are... a noise only adults make

and only adults should here, babies🤗

Kookie

otay hyungie😊

Puppy

someone play with me🥺🐶

please

😈kook

I will

come to my room

DomMini

or mine

😈seok

or mine again

WWH

NO ONE'S PLAYING WITH ANYONE

UNTIL WE MOVE SOMEWHERE WITH SOUNDPROOF WALLS

I WILL NOT HAVE MY BEAUTY SLEEP INTERRUPTED AGAIN

EVER

Smartypants

but if we move somewhere with soundproof walls

when one of the kids cry we won't hear them

So I suggest soundproofing specific rooms instead

WWH

Fine

but you have to do it

Sleepy

Yeah!

Smartypants

Fine🤷‍♂️

I've got time

Carebear

ShyMin said he'd like his room soundproofed as well

DomMini

How about he ask by himself🤨

And stop babying him

ShyShy

w-will you soundproof my room too please

o-only if you want to tho

you don't have to

Smartypants

I'll do yours too🤗

ShyShy

Thankyou very much in advance