Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
BabySun™
How's your fruit basket making going Jungkookieeeeeeee
Jungkook
Are you drunk or just in a pestering mood?
🤨
BabySun™
Just in a pestering mood😊
❤MomD❤
😂Why
Just why?
It's almost 12 in the morning
thirsTae
This is nothing new for us
So how is your basket Jungkookie~😏
Jungkook
It's finished and on his doorstep
thirsTae
You better hope no one steals or steps on it Koo
Jungkook
WHO IN THE HELL STEALS A FRUIT BASKET
thirsTae
ME
If I were high and had the munchies
BabySun™
SAME😂
Jungkook
YOU SWORE TO STOP SMOKING AFTER WHAT HAPPENED 5 YEARS AGO
❤MomD❤
What happened five years ago
BabySun™
We don't talk about it.
thirsTae
Don't wanna talk about it.
Jungkook
Not gonna talk about it.
❤MomD❤
Some time later then?
Jungkook
Yesh🤗
~~
Jungkook
😳
I was woken up by someone loudly knocking on my door
I go check my door
AND
There's a note from Yoonmin
BabySun™
🙄
What did it say stupid
thirsTae
WOOOW someone's grumpy
BabySun™
CUZ ITS SEVEN IN THE MORNING
NOW
What did the note say
Jungkook
It was a thank you
BabySun™
BOY YOU DID NOT WAKE ME UP JUST TO TELL ME THAT
YOU BETTER TELL US E X A C T L Y WHAT THE NOTE SAID
OR ELSE
Jungkook
Or else what?🤨
BabySun™
Two. Words.
Chastity. Belt.
❤MomD❤
Oof.
thirsTae
O O F
Jungkook
"Thanks for the fruit basket, Jungkookie. Yoongi and me I appreciate it a lot. But you don't need to thank me for chasing that asshole away. It's just the right thing to do. We're always here if you need help – Jimin"
"I know I give both you and Jimin a bit of a hard time when he chases that abusive bastard away but if he didn't do it, I would. I couldn't stand to hear him hurt you back then and I won't allow him to ever hurt you again now that he's supposed to be gone... Don't tell Jimin I wrote this. I'm editing his note and decided to leave you a message too. – Yoongi"
thirsTae
We been knew
BabySun™
We been knew he was a tsundere
Jungkook
Shush
MoonJoon you have a photoshoot today😢
❤MomD❤
I do🤗
This one could take all day
But!
thirsTae
But?
BabySun™
But?
Jungkook
But?
❤MomD❤
I'm taking a three-month break starting next Tuesday
To focus on my music😊
So I'll have plenty of time for you guys then
Jungkook
😆Yay!
BabySun™
Awesome😊
thirsTae
Great😈
❤MomD❤
😂Tae don't go planning anything
Jungkook
Too late, both he and Hobi are😂
You're gonna be tired Joon
❤MomD❤
Oh my😂
I'm looking forward to it then😏
Jungkook
😆
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