Stalkers? No, Researchers

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

A bitch is off work and waiting for a traitor to show up

thirsTae

Same

BabySun™

Before you ever call me a bitch

Call me D A D D Y

Jungkook

F U C K N O

Save that for whatever unfortunate bottom you plan on disappointing

BabySun™

Last time I checked

You weren't disappointed

You were

M C S A T I S F I E D

Jungkook

Shut up

Bring your traitorous ass to my place

Tae is already here and eating the pizza

BabySun™

Im omw

Jungkook

Last time you said that you didn't get here until almost two hours later

AND YOU LIVE DOWN THE STREET

BabySun™

I'd get there faster if I wasn't texting your fugly ass

Jungkook

WHOS FUGLY?

BabySun™

I WAS JOKING

CALM DOWN

Jungkook

😤

Explain how you know H I M

thirsTae

pls

BabySun™

When I get to yours I will

It'll take too long to explain here

Jungkook

Fine

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Jungkook's apartment door opens five minutes later and in walks Jung Hoseok, dressed in a hoodie and jeans.

"Finally, the traitor rolls in." Jungkook exclaims from the couch, glaring at the brunet. Hoseok rolls his eyes and glances at Taehyung who is already on his third pizza slice.

"I'm not a traitor. It was a chance encounter. I don't really know him. I met him on the way up and we became walking buddies only for that trip. He asked for a picture and my ig. Hence that post. That's all there is to it." Hoseok says, putting his hands on his hips. Jungkook and Taehyung share a look before looking back at Hoseok.

"And you didn't know he was a model?" Taehyung asks and Hoseok shakes his head.

"Fuck no. Among the subjects we talked about while walking, modeling and career choices were not one. What we did talk about was how we're both bi and that it felt like we were in 'Brokeback Mountain'."

The boys break out into laughter and Hoseok finally joins them on the couch.

"Dude, who raised you? You literally let the ice cream melt." Hoseok whines as he opens the tub of ice cream.

"Well, who took their sweet time getting here? Besides, now it's easier to scoop." Jungkook retorts and Hoseok rolls his eyes.