Stalkers? No, Researchers

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It's Okay, JK

Jungkook

Why did I step on Taehyung on my way to the bathroom?

Thot

Don't worry about that.

Jungkook

I have to worry about it because how did you get in my room?

Thot

Don't worry about it

Don't worry about it sweetheart

Jungkook

I hear buzzing

phone buzzing in here

and it's not my phone🤨

DickSuckingSun

What are you implying?

Jungkook

Are you hiding in my bathroom, Jung Hoseok?

DickSuckingSun

Of course not

Where the hell would I hide in your bathroom

I've used the bathroom

there's nowhere to hide in there

Jungkook

🤨

Don't make me call you

You better fess up

And why is everyone else being quiet?

Thot

Everyone else is asleep

It's 2 in the morning after all

Jungkook

Oh

DickSuckingSun

Do you miss them already?😏

Jungkook

No.

DickSuckingSun

Have you found an apartment yet?

Jungkook

No, but I'm still looking

JUNG HOSEOK

GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM CABINET

SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

DickSuckingSun

You were already shitting

Did you shit on the floor?

I'll clean it

I'm used to it cuz of someone here

Thot

I SWEAR TO GOD WE SAID WE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE

Jungkook