Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
Jungkook
Joonie😊
Im home and I know you're in here somewhere😊
thirsTae
😂cut him some slack koo
Jungkook
You wanna take his place😊
thirsTae
HELL NO
Sorry Joon
I love you
but not enough to deal with Jungkook's torture
❤MomD❤
😭
Jungkook
You want me to cut you some slack Joon?
❤MomD❤
🥺pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Jungkook
Then you have two choices😊
1 – walk around the apartment nude for a week
2 – two hours with a vibrator in your ass
❤MomD❤
1 please🥺
Jungkook
Then 1 it is😊
JinJin
Jungkook you are no longer allowed to use smiley faces
BabySun™
Unless you're actually happy
and not ill-meaning
Jungkook
😂alright alright
Joon lock yourself in your room
❤MomD❤
I mean I already was but why😳
Jungkook
BECAUSE KIM TAEHYUNG THINKS HE CAN JUST BURST IN HERE
AND SEE YOU NAKED
FOR FREE
❤MomD❤
I-
don't sell my body Jungkook!😂
Jungkook
That's besides the point
he's one of the ones that got you into deeper trouble
so he should have to pay in some way😌
thirsTae
You say this as you lock yourself in your room too🤨
Jungkook
Im not in my room tho😏
thirsTae
YOU SON OF A BITCH
Jungkook
AY
MY MOMS PARENTS DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH
MY DADS PARENTS DID THO😂
BabySun™
😂YOUR DAD WOULD BE SAD IF HE HEARD THAT
Jungkook
At first he would anyways
TAE STOP BANGING ON THE DOOR
you're ruining the mood
I cant get joon hard cus of you😡
thirsTae
Then I'll keep doing it just cause you said that
Jungkook
🖕 🖕
YOU ARE READING
Stalkers? No, Researchers
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