Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
❤MomD❤
Y'all really thought Kook was dead?
WOOOOOW😂
BabySun™
Shut up
It's not our proudest moment
Jungkook
Isn't your proudest moment winning that dance comp?
Or when you took three dicks in your ass?
❤MomD❤
😳
Three?
Jungkook
Me, Tae, and a dil
❤MomD❤
oh😂
BabySun™
What were you thinking Joonie?
That we had a foursome?
thirsTae
What were you thinking Joon😏
❤MomD❤
Maybe
BabySun™
Did that make you jealous baby~
❤MomD❤
Maybe😝
BabySun™
Trust me baby
We don't let just anyone join us in the bedroom
No matter how much they beg😏
Jungkook
I WOULD HAVE LIKED SOME WARNING BEFORE ONE OF YOU START BANGING ON MY DOOR
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING😒
BabySun™
Me and Tae are at his apartment🤨
❤️MomD❤️
And I'm about to head to a meeting
Jungkook
😳
Time to act like I'm not home
BabySun™
Do we need to come over?!😨
Jungkook
No
My neighbor drove him away
thirsTae
Kook, this is why we said you should move
Or let one of us live with you
He's gonna keep popping up😫🙁
❤MomD❤
An ex or...
Jungkook
Yeah
An asshole mainly
A mistake also
BabySun™
We refer to him as Asshole
That's the only name he deserves
Do we need to come over Kookie?
Jungkook
No
I'm gonna take a nap to feel better
After that, I'll make something for Jimin
That's the second time he's had to run Asshole off
I don't think his boyfriend appreciates it tho😅
thirsTae
Well Jimin is a badass sweetheart
His boyfriend Yoongi is a lazy turd😂
BabySun™
😂
❤MomD❤
I'll stop by later tonight Kook?
Jungkook
Sure sure
And Yoongi's not that bad
He worships Jimin
He doesn't want him to get hurt
That's understandable right?
BabySun™
Yeah it is Koo😊
thirsTae
You see it too right?
BabySun™
Yes I do😏
Jungkook
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
BabySun™
Whatever you say😏
Jungkook
UGH🙄
YOU ARE READING
Stalkers? No, Researchers
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