Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
Jungkook
I made the mistake
of telling suga papa that I was hungry
and didn't wanna cook
BabySun™
*can't cook
Jungkook
Shut the literal fuck up
A N Y W A Y S
Jin hyung came over and made us...
pastathirsTae
And what's wrong with pasta🤨
DomMini
❓
Jungkook
nothing wrong with pasta
it was the pasta shape
❤️MomD❤️
😳I didn't even know you could BUY pasta shaped like that
yoonie
Shaped like what?
BigPapa
🍆
DomMini
eggplant-shaped?
Jungkook
🙄N O
THIS SHIT
EXACTLY THIS
why do you just have these suga papa?😂
BigPapa
😂
I didn't just have those
I bought them yesterday and thought it'd be funny
thirsTae
I got two questions
1 – when did koo start calling you suga papa
and 2
how much of the pasta is left?
Jungkook
just today, we talked about it while he was cooking
and there's a lot left
❤MomD❤
It was good
Jungkook
But if you're gonna eat it
do it someplace jin hyung is not
thirsTae
Why?
Jungkook
The reasons there's a lot of it left
is cus Jin hyung likes to make jokes
that will make you choke on the food
❤MomD❤
And almost die
BigPapa
You didn't die tho😂
you just
choked on too many dicks
you had too many in your mouth joon
yoonie
Jimin is laughing so fucking hard
he threw his fucking phone at the wall
we think it's broken
BigPapa
Just buy another one with your allowance🤷♂️
yoonie
I FUCKING HATE YOU JIN HYUNG😂 – Jimin
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING FUNNY🤣 – Jimin
BigPapa
🤷♂️
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