Stalkers? No, Researchers

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"Koo, you're gonna smother Mickey. You have to let him go."

"Hobi hyung, you're the one holding him. He's trying to run away from your intoxicated ass." Jungkook rolls his eyes as he rescues the dog from his drunk hyung. Hoseok brought his own six-pack of beer and wouldn't let anyone else touch it. The lightweight drank two beers and got drunk. Yoongi had to his hide the rest of the beers to keep him from being rowdy.

They're all sitting on the floor, eating snacks and watching Dolittle on the TV.

"TaeTae! Koo is being mean." Hoseok slurs loudly as flops into Namjoon's lap. Taehyung and Jungkook roll their eyes at the drunk man while the others laugh.

"Is he always like this when he's drunk?"

"Yes, but he didn't use to drink so often. It used to be cute but now it's annoying." Taehyung answers, resting his head on Jungkook's shoulder.

"Hobi annoying?" Hoseok pouts, looking up at Namjoon with watery eyes. Namjoon turns to look at Jungkook and Taehyung who immediately avoid eye contact with him. The man quietly growls under his breath before looking back down at Hoseok.

"No, you're not annoying. You're adorable to me." Namjoon answers, earning a smile from Hoseok. The drunk man then turns to press his face into Namjoon's stomach before dozing off.

"You two are awful people," Namjoon mutters, glancing at the giggling Taehyung and Jungkook.

"We never said we were good people." Jungkook shrugs, earning an eyeroll from the white-haired man.

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

Either the walls in this apartment are just that thin

Or Hobi hyung is just that loud when he throws up

Lightweight

Dunno what you...

Oh nvm

He's gagging🙄

❤MomD❤

On what?

We're all here😅

thirsTae

Himself😌

JiMIN

Wait what?😳😳😳

Jungkook

Let's just say...

Our little trio spent years making ourselves as flexible as possible😏

YOONgi

That's hot af

thirsTae

We know😏

NAMJOON GET AWAY FROM THE BATHROOM😂

❤MomD❤

I WANT TO SEE

BabySun™

Too late im done😊

❤MomD❤

AWWWWWW☹

BabySun™

You'll have chances to see I promise😏

Jungkook

HOBI HYUNG

BabySun™

WHAT?

Jungkook

Let's make a deal

BabySun™

🤨

What?

Jungkook

You won't drink for as long as you have Mickey

If you comply

I'll let you do the thing

BabySun™

😳it's that serious?

Jungkook

Yes.

❤MomD❤

What's the thing?

thirsTae

You'll see😌

It is something everyone enjoys and happens maybe once every two years

Jungkook

IT IS NOT THAT RARE

thirsTae

So you're saying you do it on your own time too?!😳

Jungkook

...

Maybe😏

A N Y W A Y

What's it gonna be Hobi hyung?

BabySun™

Fine Koo

I won't drink anymore

Jungkook

And if you do drink

I get to fuck you

BabySun™

You just made absolute SURE that I won't be drinking even a drop

Jungkook

😂

thirsTae

😂

Speaking of Mickey

He's trying to eat everyone's shoes

Jungkook

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO