Stalkers? No, Researchers

Halloween #Cryptid

Cryptid Hunting

Jungkook

Who the fuck

If my lost virginity doesn't count as a cryptid

then I'm not going cryptid hunting

Thot

Oh come on😂

It'd be fun Koo

LiteralAngel💜

I'd go if it meant I get to study Bigfoot

Jungkook

You are Big foot big dick

DickSuckingSun

Too bad it's useless😏

Jungkook

But not as useless as yours😊

DickSuckingSun

🖕😊🖕

Thot

OFF TRACK

I want to see the world

Jungkook

Pick up a fucking book then

Thot

😑

Shut up Mr. I don't do microwaves

Jungkook

🖕😊🖕

Jinnie🥵

I'll fund it

but don't expect me to go

I don't like sweating

THICCshortie

I'll only go if you promise I get to stay in a bed

at all times

smolDom

😂😂

I'm down for an adventure

Someone bet Bigfoot and yetis didn't exist

They bet a lot of money

And I want to make them eat their words😈

Jungkook

Wow

Majority rules huh😒

Thot

Oh come on Koo

You loved the thought of adventure

and exploring the unknown

until Asshole came along

Jungkook

😒

I wanna stay with Yoongi hyung the entire time

Thot

Fine by me

Hobi hyung will film

DickSuckingSun

No Hobi hyung will not

When did I agree to this

Thot

When you said you'd do me a favor

for keeping your dirtiest secret of all

Jungkook

And what secret would that be🤨

DickSuckingSun

I'll record.

Thot

Thank you😊

I already have it all planned out

We're going to the States to start our search!

😎

Everyone get packed

We leave tomorrow

Jungkook

One rule tho

Thot

What?

Jungkook

No bringing toys of any kind

Thot

Fine.

DickSuckingSun

Fine with me

LiteralAngel💜

Okay😂

THICCshortie

Whatever you say kid

smolDom

Okay Koo😂

Jinnie🥵

I'm not going so😂

Jungkook

Why did you all agree so easily😑🤨

Thot

Cause you said we couldn't bring any

Not buy any😈

Jungkook

GODDAMNIT