Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
Jungkook
Explain to me why Joon and Jimin are harassing me for pics, gifs, vids
YOU NAME IT THEY'RE HOUNDING FOR IT
😫
JiMIN
We would stop if you would give them to us😌
Jungkook
And I've told you both no multiple times
The fact that you're both outside my apartment will not sway me
At all
BabySun™
Not even if they offer you food?
Jungkook
Nope
thirsTae
Not even if they buy you new toys?
Jungkook
I'm not you Tae😝
thirsTae
I WAS TALKING ABOUT TOYS KOOKIE COULD PLAY WITH🤨
Jungkook
😂Oh
Still
N O
I am not a man that can be bribed
YOONgi
Says the "man" that tried to eat my money away
Jungkook
😝
And what do you mean
"man"????
YOONgi
I said what I said
JiMIN
Not even if we clean your house for you for a month
Jungkook
I can clean my own place
I'm not that lazy😝
YOONgi
Not even if Jimin gets you access to the dance studio he works at?
Jungkook
😳
JiMIN
😅I could lose my job YOONGI
Jungkook
Oh then that's off the table, out the window, on the concrete then
BabySun™
I thought we agreed you weren't allowed to say that any more
Jungkook
YOU ARE READING
Stalkers? No, Researchers
FanfictionStressDealer: JUNGLEBOOK StressDealer: I NEED UR STALKING KIDS Jungkook: I do not 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜 Jungkook: I r e s e a r c h Jungkook: there is a difference😌