Stalkers? No, Researchers

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

Explain to me why Joon and Jimin are harassing me for pics, gifs, vids

YOU NAME IT THEY'RE HOUNDING FOR IT

😫

JiMIN

We would stop if you would give them to us😌

Jungkook

And I've told you both no multiple times

The fact that you're both outside my apartment will not sway me

At all

BabySun™

Not even if they offer you food?

Jungkook

Nope

thirsTae

Not even if they buy you new toys?

Jungkook

I'm not you Tae😝

thirsTae

I WAS TALKING ABOUT TOYS KOOKIE COULD PLAY WITH🤨

Jungkook

😂Oh

Still

N O

I am not a man that can be bribed

YOONgi

Says the "man" that tried to eat my money away

Jungkook

😝

And what do you mean

"man"????

YOONgi

I said what I said

JiMIN

Not even if we clean your house for you for a month

Jungkook

I can clean my own place

I'm not that lazy😝

YOONgi

Not even if Jimin gets you access to the dance studio he works at?

Jungkook

😳

JiMIN

😅I could lose my job YOONGI

Jungkook

Oh then that's off the table, out the window, on the concrete then

BabySun™

I thought we agreed you weren't allowed to say that any more

Jungkook