Stalkers? No, Researchers

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"No."

"But, Bun..."

"No means no, Hobi."

"I just want to open that good wine Joon has in the kitchen. I just wanna smell it." Hoseok whines, cradling Mickey in his arms as the older man looks up at Jungkook.

"You sound like some kind of alcoholic." Taehyung laughs but quickly stops when Jungkook slaps him on the leg.

"Alcoholism is nothing to laugh about... But, Hobi does sound very thirsty. There's juice in the fridge."

"I don't want juice!" Hoseok exclaims, making everyone jump, "I wanna drink. I wanna forget my work troubles."

"Is your job really that bad?" Seokjin asks, raising an eyebrow. Hoseok whines in response, hugging Mickey closer. Jungkook sighs as he ruffles his hair.

"Let's put it this way. Out of all three of us, Tae was the lucky one - getting a job doing something he loves. Hoseok doesn't like his job for but two reasons – he thinks it's boring and the manager is an asshole."

"So is the owner! The owner knows the manager is stealing supplies and harassing the female employees, but he gets away with it because they're brothers. It's bullshit!" Hoseok huffs. Mickey lets out a small warning growl before nipping at Hoseok's fingers, forcing the man to let him go. The dog immediately runs to sit behind the couch.

"Mickey! Why don't you love me?!"

"Because you're so loud." Jungkook retorts, nudging the older man with his foot.

"Oh, that's right." Jimin mutters, turning to look at Namjoon, "How's the song coming along, Joon? I really wanna hear it." Namjoon blushes a little when everyone turns to look at him and has to look away for a moment.

"I'm almost done with it. I'll show you the song in two days."

"If you can get any work done." Jungkook chuckles, making Namjoon blush.

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

JinJin

I have a proposition for all of you🤔

Well Joon you can decline but the rest of you

im gonna leave you no choice

Jungkook

PLEASE DON'T POST THIS GROUP CHAT

I WOULD JUST DIE

JinJin

😂

Where did that come from Koo?

im not gonna post this chat

thatd be an invasion of privacy😂

BabySun™

😂

what is it hyung

JinJin

why do you call me hyung and not Yoongi too😂

if it's like that then you should just call me Jin

anyway here's what I thought about all night

you six being my sugar babies😏

Jungkook

😳

Y E S

I A C C E P T

JinJin

😂well that's 1/6

❤MomD❤

😂that's why you said I could decline

but I would never give up the chance to be spoiled☺

miniHyung

😳

h-how much we talking here?

BigPapa

Enough to where you'd never have to work another day in your life

miniHyung

😳i-i wouldn't mind that

Ah Yoongi says he agrees too😂

thirsTae

SPOIL ME DADDY

BigPapa

😂alright

Hoseok?

BabySun™

I have my pride as a man

Jungkook

🤨yeah it's right next to my straight card

N O N E X I S T E N T

YOU DRESSED IN DRAG TO GET YOUR JOB REMEMBER

we laugh about it to this day

BabySun™

LEMME FINISH

jesus

But!

it's really easy to put my pride aside and say yes☺

BigPapa

👏😊awesome

now pm me where you want your money sent

bank accounts preferably

cash app is annoying😩

Jungkook

😂got it

also hobi can I babysit Mickey?!

im bored cuz my shift got canceled🙁

BabySun™

Sure

I'll drop him off in an hour

Jungkook

But you go to work in exactly an hour🤨

BabySun™

I never said I was a good employee