Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
thirsTae
My brain feels like cotton candy
Jungkook
Yeah well you ate a shit ton of it too
So your stomach should feel like it as well
thirsTae
Really?
❤MomD❤
yes
I walked to the store twice to buy a shit ton of cotton candy
with your card😏
Jungkook
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
you were way too eager😂😂
BabySun™
😂
DomMini
😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨
BabySun™
WHAT HAPPENED😲
DomMini
well, I arrived at the apartment building
and it's on fire
that's not the shocking part
The shocking part is
Yoongi has all our stuff on the lawn
and the police are hauling Asshole away
Yoongi's lip is busted
but asshole's face looked much worse
BabySun™
WHAT
Jungkook
WHATTHEFUCK
thirsTae
THE FUCK HAPPENED
YOONGI
DETAILS
NOW
DomMini
he said
he saw asshole approaching the building with gasoline
so he started grabbing everything he could
and brought it outside
asshole saw him doing this and attacked him
yoongi knocked him out and managed to bring everything else out
before asshole got up and started lighting the building on fire
Landlord called the cops and Yoongi knocked asshole out again
So says Yoongi
BabySun™
who was too lazy to type that himself
DomMini
yep
we're homeless now
our apartment got caught in the fire
BigPapa
I'm coming to pick you two up
And you're gonna come live with me
okay?👌
DomMini
👌
thanks jin hyung
BigPapa
no problem
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