Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
LiteralAngel💜
I've been meaning to ask but
Why is the group chat name
a Parks and Recreation reference?
Thot
There's a story behind it😏
Jungkook
Shut up Taehyung
Hoe Suck
Do you wanna hear it😏
Jungkook
OY
DON'T YOU DARE
smolDom
Please do tell😯
THICCshortie
Yes
Jungkook
NO
ITS EMBARRASSING
TOO EMBARRASSING
Jinnie🥵
All the more reason to tell it
Thot
So I'll tell the short version
Koo had never watched Parks and Recreation
In this very chat, he told us about this wet dream he had
not gonna say who was in it
cause it wasn't us😂
Jungkook
I'm so gonna kill you Kim Taehyung.
Just you wait.
Thot
But anyways
Hobi hyung went
"redacted" is it happened once in a dream
And Koo didn't know what the hell he was talking about
so we had to explain
and then the little turd changed the group name
and it's been that way since then
smolDom
Who was in the wet dream Koo
Jungkook
It's been so long
I can't even remember
Hoe Suck
I remember😏
Jungkook
Do it
I dare you
I wonder if Rose noona knows that you still have something that belongs to her
Hoe Suck
YOU WOULDN'T
Jungkook
I WOULD
GO AHEAD AND TELL THEM
AND I'LL TELL NOONA
Hoe Suck
Sorry guys
I suddenly have retrograde amnesia
can't remember my past
I don't even know my name
who are you again
Jungkook
Stay that way
YOU ARE READING
Stalkers? No, Researchers
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