Stalkers? No, Researchers

30

Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

thirsTae

So this one night before the show we are down at the Jungkook's place

The six of us, chillin'

Havin' a few laughs

And we ran out of soda

So I go out to get some

I come back, open the door

And there's Jungkook and Namjoon

Doing number seventeen

The spread eagle

Jungkook

YOU ARE SUCH A DORK

A DRAMATIC DORK

You were so bored😂

❤MomD❤

😂

You've watched Chicago?

thirsTae

Yes BUT

I had to look up the lyrics

BabySun™

So extra

Is it taking that long to get sodas?

thirsTae

HELL YEAH

SOME WOMAN IS ARGUING WITH THE CASHIER OVER HOW MUCH HER STUFF IS

I'm getting ready to drag this bitch out the way by her WIG

Jungkook

😂

Just be patient TaeTae hyung🤗

HWAITING

thirsTae

Hwaiting my ass😈👿

BabySun™

Oh shit😱

Joon we might need your money

❤MomD❤

😅For what?

BabySun™

To bail Tae out of jail

Jungkook

😱

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Hardly five minutes later, Taehyung comes rushing in with the sodas, red as a tomato and sweating.

"Tae, what did you do?!"

"Well... I calculated the cost of the sodas with tax, threw the exact change on the counter, and ran like hell. The alarm went off, but I kept running. Luckily, I was wearing my mask."

"Tae, if they have security cameras, your mask didn't hide shit. And knowing your goofy ass, you spent five minutes dancing in front of one, didn't you?" Hoseok states, rolling his eyes.

"You know me too well." Taehyung answers, walking to the kitchen to put the sodas away. Hoseok runs a hand over his face before turning to look at Namjoon.

"Do you know a good lawyer?"