Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
Thot
Anybody seen Jungkook?
I need a favor out of him
LiteralAngel💜
He asked me to drop him off at the library on my way to the studio
Thot
😳Koo?
DickSuckingSun
At a library?
Thot
Koo?
smolDom
Why's that so shocking?
Thot
Because he is banned from every library in Seoul😂😂😂
Jinnie🥵
Why?
THICCshortie
And how does that even happen
Thot
Fuck all that
I wanna know why Koo got dropped off at the library
and why he isn't answering my calls nor this group chat
DickSuckingSun
Sneaky link?
Thot
And you said it was a bad idea to install Life360 on his phone
DickSuckingSun
I don't want anybody knowing where I'm going
What time I went
How fast I was going
How long I was there
That's just too much blackmail material
Thot
Anyways!
Who wants to go hoe-hunting with me?
Jinnie🥵
Hoe-hunting?
DickSuckingSun
He means Jungkook-hunting
Thot
No I meant hoe-hunting
Jungkook is the hoe
LiteralAngel💜
Im really surprised he hasn't responded to anything😂
Should we...
Should we be calling the cops
Jinnie🥵
Has he answered anyone's phone calls?
Cause he's not answering mine either
And he always answers when I call
No matter what
DickSuckingSun
That last message has a heavy implication that I want to touch on
But im not gonna😂
It's too early to call the cops
they're not gonna do anything anyways
Thot
Asshole is still in jail right?
THICCshortie
Yep
I constantly check up on that
Hasn't had any visitors or anything either
Thot
THEN I HAVE ONE LAST IDEA
And it involves a phone call
DickSuckingSun
Who are you calling😂
smolDom
There's no telling with him
Thot
HE'S ON A DATE WITH YUGYEOM
DickSuckingSun
A WHAT???????????
WITH WHO????
YOU ARE READING
Stalkers? No, Researchers
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