Stalkers? No, Researchers

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

WHY WERE YOU BLOWING UP MY PHONE

AND GYEOM'S?

DickSuckingSun

ARE YOU ON A DATE WITH YUGYEOM

Jungkook

I MIGHT BE

I MIGHT ALSO BE SUCKING HIM OFF

NOBODY KNOWS

CUS UNLIKE TAE

I CAN MULTI TASK

THOT
JEON JUNGKOOK

Jungkook

KIM TAEHYUNG

WHY ARE YOU STILL CALLING

NOBODY'S GONNA ANSWER

STOP CALLING

LiteralAngel💜

are you actually on a date with Yugyeom😅

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Jungkook

No I am not on a date with Gyeom

But don't tell them that

LiteralAngel💜

Okay😂😂😂

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Jungkook

YES

NOW STOP HARASSING US

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smolDom

Are you actually?🤨

Jungkook

No

but I need them to believe that

so don't say anything

please🥺🥺

smolDom

Okay Koo😆😘

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

Thot

NEVER

Eventually you have to come home

Jungkook

Unless I sleepover at Gyeom's

FOREVER

AND NOBODY IS GONNA TELL YOU WHERE HE LIVES

DickSuckingSun

JEON JUNGKOOK

Jungkook

JUNG HOSEOK

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Jinnie🥵

What are you and Yugyeom actually doing

Jungkook

We're shopping

Well I'm helping him buy birthday gifts for his hyungs

and he's helping me buy gifts for you hyungs

Jinnie🥵

Is that why you had Joon drop you off at the library

Jungkook

Yes and no

Yugyeom was studying at the library

For some reason or another

so I just met him there

Don't tell anyone

Jinnie🥵

Okay😂

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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream

DickSuckingSun

This chat is just too quiet

Something's up

Jungkook

The only thing that's up is my dick

and Gyeom's

Thot

JEON JUNGKOOK

Jungkook

Are we doing this again?

Was that Yoongi hyung?😳😳😳

I'm scared