YOONgi
What's going on with Jimin?
Jungkook
😳
What do you mean?
Is he sick?
YOONgi
He keeps laughing at something on his phone
And when I ask him what he's laughing at
He says "nothing"
And then continues to laugh at something🤨
Jungkook
And you think I have something to do with this?😅
YOONgi
Yep
He told me he helped you clean up your apartment yesterday
Plenty of time for something to have happened
Jungkook
EYE-
Don't know what you mean
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Codename: Happened Once in a Dream
Jungkook
JIMIN
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS INTERROGATTING ME BECAUSE YOU KEEP GOOFING AROUND IN THE GROUP CHAT
JiMIN
Really?🤨
That sounds exactly like him🙄
BabySun™
Just add him to the group chat🤷♂️
Jungkook
Are you drunk Hobi?
BabySun™
I JUST started drinking
thirsTae
That explains it
❤MomD❤
😂
Seriously tho Jimin should just add him to the chat
JiMIN
Should I?🤔
Jungkook
YES!
Just to get him to stop texting me
JiMIN
Okay😊
JiMIN added YOONgi
YOONgi
What in the hell is this?
JiMIN
The thing I keep laughing at😌
The wildest group chat alive
YOONgi
Really?
JiMIN
Yep😊😘
Now stop being mean to Jungkookie
He freaked out so badly when Hoseok added me😂
You should scroll up and see
Jungkook
DON'T SCROLL UP
DON'T DO IT
KEEP YOUR INNOCENCE
JiMIN
See what I mean?😂
YOONgi
😂wow kid
Dramatic much
Jungkook
😭
EXPOSED ONCE MORE
And I really like how the other three assholes are just l u r k i n g
😑
BabySun™
We were just giving you alone time😊
Jungkook
More like giving each other tugs
BabySun™
I wish
Im soooooo 🎺y
Jungkook
Im gonna translate that as trumpety and pretend you're too drunk to have a conversation
👨🦯
BabySun ™
Wow do me dirty Koo
YOONgi
Koo?
BabySun™
Because he coos when he's small
Jungkook
YAH
YOONgi
Small?
Jungkook
Suddenly I can't read and my hands are knives
GOODNIGHT
YOU ARE READING
Stalkers? No, Researchers
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