Kim-Min-Jung-Park-Jeon
Jungkook
hypothetically speaking
if you accidentally spilled a potion on someone
that turned them into a talking dildo
how would you go about changing them back📝
asking for a friend
but I wouldn't mind taking notes
ya know
in case it ever happened to me
Yoongi
Did you turn Tae into a talking dildo
Jungkook
WHAT?
NO
NEVER
I told you
I was asking for a friend
and it's hypothetical
Seokjin
Jungkook.
Jungkook
What?
I'm being serious
It's just a hypothetical question for a friend
Namjoon
Don't make me use my eye
I really don't want to
But I will if I have to
Jungkook
OKAY
Maybe I did
accidentally turn Tae
into a talking dildo
BUT
that does not mean he's a used talking dildo
Hoseok
You're using him right now as we text
aren't you?
Jungkook
WHAT
NOOO
NEVERRRR
I told you
he's not used
Jimin
🤨
Jungkook
Okay.
Maybe I am.
Doesn't matter!
How do I change him back
Seokjin
Sounds like a 'you are what you eat' kind of potion😂
Jungkook
haha
instructions please
Yoongi
I'm working on a solution
Just be done using him by the time I get there
Jungkook
okay👉👈
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