Frank: *pops head into FOB's room* Psst, Joe?
Joe: *sitting on a beanbag chair, scrolling through his phone. Looks up* Yeah?
Frank: *holds up a roll of toilet paper and a carton of eggs* Wanna prank the team?
Joe: Sounds fun. I'm in!
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Ray
*walks into the bathroom*
*water bucket falls on his head, soaking his poor fro*
Classic.
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Gerard
*Frank steals all his hair dye*
"I need to recolor my hair"
*can't find hair dye*
*blame it on Josh*
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Mikey
*sees piece of toast in toaster (Frank stuck it in there)*
"Oh, I know what to do!"
*sticks fork in toaster*
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Patrick
*walks into his room*
*blowtorch singes his fedora*
"AAAAHH MY FEDORA NOOO"
*extinguishes fire and gets fedora soaking wet*
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Pete
*walks into a room*
*Joe has put clear tape all over the doorway*
*Pete gets stuck*
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Andy
*he's too innocent to prank, and Joe and Frank weren't creative enough*
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Dallon
Frank: "Hey Dallon, there's a can of Dr. Pepper in this small cave!"
"DR. PEPPER!!!!"
*climbs into cave and gets stuck*
"HEEEELP!!" :(
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Later....
Joe high-fived Frank. "HAHA, that was AWESOME!"
Frank grinned. "Definitely!"
Suddenly, the two noticed a very angry crowd.
Ray's fro was still wet.
Gerard and Josh were glaring at them, eyeing the yellow hair dye tube Frank held in his hand.
Mikey's face was covered in ash from the nuclear explosion of the toaster.
Patrick was hugging his burnt fedora.
Pete was peeling tape off of his arms and legs, annoyed.
Dallon was hugging Brendon, and quietly crying from his claustrophobia.
"Well?" Gerard spoke up. "You two got anything to say for yourselves?"
Frank and Joe exchanged glances, as if agreeing on what to say. Then...
"It was fun," Frank spoke up.
"It's only a crime if you get caught!" Joe said brightly.
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" Gerard snapped. Joe and Frank stared at him, frightened.
Gerard sighed, turning to look at Frank and Joe's other victims. "Well, does anyone else forgive him?
"No," Patrick, Dallon, and Pete said.
"I'm willing to," Mikey, Josh, and Ray added.
"So it all comes down to me," Gerard nodded. "Well, I am willing to forgive them, since they didn't do anything TOO harmful."
"To you, maybe..." Dallon muttered. "I think I have claustrophobia from that little 'stunt' of theirs!!" Still, he didn't argue too hard on the matter, and Frank and Joe never pranked the group again.
Until...
"FRAAAANK!!! GIVE ME MY UKULELE BACK!"
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
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