Note: the ~ after the words tells you which language the Quartet member is speaking.)
Gerard: oodGay orningmay, othermay uckersfay! (Good morning, mother f***ers! ~Pig Latin)
Mikey: Gerard what the heck?
Ray: I'm confused as well.
Frank: Itsay igpay atinlay, diotsiay! (It's pig latin, idiots! ~Pig Latin)
Pete: 01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100111 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00111111? (Why talk in pig language when you could talk like a computer? ~Binary)
Mikey: What...?
Patrick: Pete, stop spelling out random ones and zeroes.
Tyler: 01001111 01101110 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111010 01100101 01110010 01101111 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100101 01110010 01100111 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01111001 01101101 01110000 01101000 01101111 01101110 01111001 (Ones and zeroes, ergo this symphony. ~Binary)
Josh: What??
Dallon: Can you guys talk in a normal language?
Pete: Ce sont des langues normales! (These are normal languages. ~French)
Patrick: Ooh, I know French! He said, "These are normal languages." Pete, pouvez-vous parler en anglais? (Pete, could you please speak in English? ~French)
Frank: Ma e divertente parlare in altre lingue! (But it's fun to speak in other languages! ~Italian)
Gerard:
Maikī, rei, joshu, daron, sonota, atarashī gengo o manabi ni ikimashou!マイキー、レイ、ジョシュ、ダロン、その他、新しい言語を学びに行きましょう！
(Mikey, Ray, Josh, Dallon, and the others, go learn a new language! ~Japanese)
Josh: ...what?
Gerard: *groans* GO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE!
Mikey: A'ole. (No. ~Hawaiian)
Gerard: O_O
Josh: Fine, here's a language:
aismi jush wa'ana eazif altubul fi firqat Twenty One Pilots
(My name is Josh and I'm the drummer of Twenty One Pilots ~Arabic)
Dallon: Dallon v dome! (Dallon is in the house! ~Russian)
Joe: *to Ray* Pulso pulso! (Knock knock! ~Latin)
Ray: Quis et illa? (Who's there? ~Latin)
Joe: Quid est crinitus, brunneis, et huggable? (What's fluffy, brown, and huggable? ~Latin)
Ray: Joe, quod ille facit. (Joe, that's not how it works. ~Latin)
Joe: *doesn't know the Latin phrase, so he say it in English. Completely ignores Ray.* A FRO!
Gerard: Guys... can we revert back to English? Other languages are starting to get on my nerves.
Mikey: 'O 'oe ka mea i makemake ia'u e a'o i kahl 'olelo hou. Ma waho a'e, 'a'ole ia i kela me keia la ke ho'onaukiuki wau ia 'oe. No laila, 'a'ole. (You are the one who wanted me to learn a new language. Besides, it's not every day that I get to annoy you. So no. ~Hawaiian)
Frank: Sto semplicemente abbracciando le mie radici Italiane, Gee! (I am simply embracing my Italian roots, Gee! ~Italian)
Ray: See? Other languages are annoying.
Pete: Nosay heytay ren'tay! (No they aren't! ~Pig Latin)
Gerard: *swats him* Yes they are!
Tyler: I guess we've learned our lesson -- never learn new languages!
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
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