Patrick: Pete, something's occurred to me.
Pete: What?
Patrick: What does "alludiga cornflakes cockit and pull it" mean, and what's a "Gah Deh Arh race"?
Pete: Um...
Patrick: Why are you a "little man, and also evil, also into cats"?
Pete: Patrick...... those aren't the real lyrics.
Patrick: Oh. *awkward silence* Well then, what does "get me out of my mind, and get you out of those clothes" mean? Assuming those are the real words and I haven't been singing them incorrectly.
Pete: Those are the real words, and, umm....
Patrick: Or "Why don't you show me a little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress" and "the stench of summer se"--
Pete: DON'T SAY THAT! Say... um....
Gerard: *pops head in* DESTROYA!
Pete: Yeah! DESTROYA!
Patrick: ...what do our songs have to do with a robot in Gerard's comics?
Pete: 'o_o Nevermind....
Patrick: *suspicious* Does this have something to do with Mikey Way?
Pete: N-No! Well, yes, but no...
Gerard: *shakes head* You two are hopeless. See ya! *pops head out*
Pete: Nooo, Gerard! Help me!
Patrick: I'm still so confused :<
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You fell asleep in my
Car I drove the whole time
But that's okay, I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine
I'm driving, here I sit
Cursing my government
For letting Donald J. Trump run for President(That got a little political, sorry)
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
HumorBest Ranks: 98 in andyhurley 87 in twentyonepilots 28 in patrickstump Gerard Arthur Way is calling you from the cover... come and read this. Unless you want to disobey the sass queen. :D Stuff in this book: ~Frerard, Petekey, and more ships! (I mu...