If (Heaven forbid) Pete was a solo artist:
Album: Mikey My Way Downtown -- A Tribute to a Former Love
Songs: "Mikey Way's Introduction", "Mikey's Theme", "Mikey's Unicorn Land", "I Love Mr. Awkward Knees", "Poker Face Lover", "Interlude -- Mikey's Theme Instrumental", "This Ain't a Fall Out Boy Song Title It's a Mikey Way Song", "Behind Those Nerdy Glasses", "Tenth of September", "Who Knew Unicorns Were So Hot", and "The End. No Really, The End. Oh, Did I Mention Mikey Way?"
Gerard: *gives Pete a death glare*
StAwP WrItInG SoNgS AbOuT My BrOtHeR
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Frank: Mikeyyy! I dare you to express emotion!!
Mikey: -_-
Ray: Mikey, why don't you express emotion? C'mon man, snap out of it. *waves hand in Mikey's face*
Mikey: -_-
Gerard: *runs in, gasping* MIKEY! MIKEY! I'M DYYYIINNNGG!! EXPRESS EMOTION!! IT'LL SAVE MY LIFEEEE!!!
Mikey: -_-
Gerard: No... no! *collapses on floor* x_x
Mikey: O_O
*five seconds*
Mikey: *shrug* -_-
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Well are ya ready Ray?
Yeah!
How 'bout you Frank?
Oh I'm there baby.
How 'bout you Mikay?
F*ckin' ready!
MOM MIKEY SAID THE F WORD
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(Lots of MCR in this... sorry, I'm obsessed with them)
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THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH THE TRINITY
Names -- Helena, Mona Lisa, Wilson, Winona, Benzadrine, various ship names
Places -- Las Vegas/Los Angeles, New Jersey, Chicago
Phrases -- "Better stay on that side of the street...", "Easy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie...", "Not in front of the puppies, Pete!", "Thanks, Pete.", "chimed in...", "So long and goodnight"
Food -- pancakes, pickles, Cheez Whiz, Beefaroni, gourmet freaking fruit gels bro
So quite a lot.
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Bands sound funny with "duo" in them:
Panic! At the Duo
My Chemical Duo
Fall Out Duo
Imagine Duo
Twenty One Pilots
Green Duo
Arctic Duo
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
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