Unfortunately, most EQ group chats I've read have had TONS of language, so I'm writing my own, clean version :) Try and guess who's who below (I've separated them by band, although it's pretty obvious)
MCR
SassyMuffenG
FrOnkieRo
MamaFro
PokerfacedUnicorn
FOB
TooEmoToFunction
SmolFedora
JoeNotHoe
Andy
P!ATD
NotABadRyan
NoButIGotCheezWhiz
GiraffeD
TOP
TyjoTB
JishwaTB
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MamaFro: Hi everyone! I started this group chat so we could communicate better!
PokerfacedUnicorn: What's wrong with how we communicate?
SmolFedora: Yeah, I mean, we live in the same house. Heck, there you are, Ray, sitting right next to me on the couch!
MamaFro: But... texting is so much easier than talking in real life!
JoeNotHoe: Plus, the readers can know what we're saying easier.
SassyMuffenG: REPAIR THE FOURTH WALL
Andy: Fourth wall? I didn't know walls had assigned numbers.
SassyMuffenG: I didn't know you were an uncultured swine #SassEmOut
Andy: What!? Why??
SassyMuffenG: You didn't make a cool username
Andy: What, like "TattooedVegan" or something?
TooEmoToFunction: Yeah, hop on the bandwagon, Andy!
Andy: ...
Andy: Bandwagon's full, I'mma catch another.
TooEmoToFunction: Aw, c'mon!
NotABadRyan: Me chime in wiht a "haven't you ppl ever herd of makin a proper username no"
NoButIGotCheezWhiz: Bredon! Use proper grammar! Also, change your username.
NotABadRyan: But I love my username *wink wink*
NoButIGotCheezWhiz: *eye roll*
SmolFedora: You just rolled your eyes in real life, why did you have to type *eye roll*
JoeNotHoe: The fourth wall, Patrick. Fourth wall.
SassyMuffenG: REPAIR IT I SAID!!!! REPAAAAAAAIR *screeches*
SmolFedora: gkjg jaklsadg;
SmolFedora: Oops, your screeching IN REAL LIFE scared the heck out of me.
SassyMuffenG: *giggles*
SmolFedora: STOP TYPING WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING-- okay this is pointless.
TyjoTB: Don't forget a-b-b-b-b-bout me!
JishwaTB: And me
GiraffeD: And me!
NoButIGotCheezWhiz: If you wanted to not be forgotten, you could've commented earlier
GiraffeD: Well, I didn't see this chat until just now. Sounds like a lot has gone down.
TooEmoToFunction: Oh it has. And there's probably more to come.
Note: Due to the controversy around Brendon, against my own feelings, I won't be using Brendon/Brenda as often. I love him, but there's too much drama around him and I'd like to avoid a potential fight :( Until this is OFFICIALLY cleared up (I feel like it has been, but not everyone thinks so) I just won't use them.
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
HumorBest Ranks: 98 in andyhurley 87 in twentyonepilots 28 in patrickstump Gerard Arthur Way is calling you from the cover... come and read this. Unless you want to disobey the sass queen. :D Stuff in this book: ~Frerard, Petekey, and more ships! (I mu...