Rayden:
Ray: I'm lonely!!
Gerard: Why? You have us. *motions to Frank, Mikey, and himself*
Ray: Well, you have Frank to love, and Mikey has Pete, but who do I have? NO ONE! *wails* I'M SO LONELYYYYY!!
Brendon: *pops head in* Did I hear the word "lonely"? *steps fully into the room, sings* Do I look lonely? I see the shadows on my face.
Ray: *joins in* People have told me, I don't look the same.
Brendon/Ray: *in unison* THE DEATH OF A BACHELOR, OH OH, LETTING THE WATER FALL!!
Gerard: *speaks* But you're not bachelors. You're both--
Brendon: *puts a finger to Gerard's lips and sings* The death of a bachelor, oh oh, seems so fitting for...
Ray: Happily ever after, oooh! How could I ask for more?
Brendon: A lifetime of laughter...
Both: AT THE EXPENSE OF THE DEATH OF A BACHELOR!!
Ray: *giggles in joy* I think I've found my soul mate! *wraps arms around Brendon* Someone who understands my loneliness!!
Brendon: *surprised* Huh?!
Gerard: *bursts out laughing* That's what you get when you interfere!
Ryan and Dallon: *glare at Brendon*
Brendon: Looks like I've got explaining to do... :|
Cancer:
Gerard: It's finally happened. I... have cancer.
MCR: Oh no!
Gerard: *hops into bed, perfectly fine* Oh yes! Ray, could you get me a drink of water? My lips are chapped and faded.
Ray: You could just use ChapStick, but okay... *leaves*
Gerard: Mikey, could you call our Aunt Marie?
Mikey: But we don't HAVE an Aunt Marie.
Gerard: Yes we do, on our father's side. Her phone number is 123-456-7890.
Mikey: *sighs in exasperation and leaves*
Frank: Gerard... before you die, will you... kiss me?
Gerard: I will not kiss you.
Frank: Why? :(
Gerard: Because the hardest part of this... is leaving you.
Frank: *sniffs and clasps hands* How poetic! *gasps* You know, that'd make a great song lyric! I'll tell the others! *skips out of room, completely forgetting sadness*
Gerard: *chuckles to self* Gullible much? All of them.
Ray: *re-enters room with a glass of water* What was that?
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
HumorBest Ranks: 98 in andyhurley 87 in twentyonepilots 28 in patrickstump Gerard Arthur Way is calling you from the cover... come and read this. Unless you want to disobey the sass queen. :D Stuff in this book: ~Frerard, Petekey, and more ships! (I mu...
