Frank: *busts down Gerard's door" GIMME ALL YOUR--
Gerard: Okay, geez! You can have my poison! And my pills! And my hopeless hearts!
Frank: Um... No. I want you money! ALL OF IT!
Gerard: And why should I?
Frank: If you don't, I'll tell the world about the time you accidentally kissed Mi--
Gerard: OKAY OKAY OKAY!! You can have my money!! *throws wallet at Frank*
Frank: *catches it* Thank you ^_^
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Frank: MIKEY!
Mikey: -_- Hmm?
Frank: Gimme all your money!
Mikey: Why?
Frank: If you don't, I'll tell everyone about the time you went unicorn hunting in the woods for three weeks and came back covered in mud and mosquito bites.
Mikey: I don't care.
Frank: Okay then... I'll tell the whole world your phone number.
Mikey: Meh.
Frank: Okaaay... *shouts thru a megaphone* MIKEY WAY'S PHONE NUMBER IS--
Mikey: *realizes he's serious* Wait wait wait, I'll give you the money! O_O
Frank: Good >:)
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Frank: RAY!
Ray: What, Frankie?
Frank: I have a favor to ask.
Ray: Sure! :D
Frank: Can I borrow all of your money?
Ray: No! You just want to steal it! >:O
Frank: Give me your money or else I'll tell everyone how you dyed your fro neon pink that one time!
Ray: Fine... :'( *gives Frank his money*
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Frank: ANDyYyyY
Andy: Yeah, Frank?
Frank: GIMME YOUR MONEY NOW!
Andy: What? Why?
Frank: I'll tell the world that your fancy tattoos are just those fake washable ones, plastered all over your body!
Andy: NUUUUUU my secret!! *gives Frank his money*
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Frank: PETE!!
Pete: Oh no, you're not blackmailing me!!
Frank: Oh yes I am! Give me all your money or else I'll tell Patrick you want him to shove his fedora--
Pete: Don't say it! The readers will lose their virginity!
Frank: Fine. OH PATRIIIICK--
Pete: NO! *gives Frank his wallet*
Frank: Thnks Fr Th Mny, Sckr! *walks away*
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Frank: Man, blackmail is fun! >:D
???: *knock on door*
Frank: Yuuusss? Come in!
Gerard: *kicks down the door* GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK YOU DIRTY STUPID FREAKING LITTLE MOTHER--
Frank: Calm down, babe. Besides, I can't. *shows them his wardrobe -- it's full of gold attire* I spent it all on riches. And of course, doggies. *holds up 300 puppies*
Group: Awww :D
Andy: At least our money went towards a good cause -- giving puppies a home.
Mikey: That's fine and all, but Frank needs to sell his stupid flashy clothes to repay us!
Frank: Oh yeah? Make me!
Mikey: *smirks* I have footage of you and Gerard moaning.
Frank: What? Destroya? You'll use a song against me? HA!
Mikey: No. I planted a camera inside your room one night and I heard this:
Video: UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH
Frank: O_O
Mikey: Sell all your flashy clothes and give us our money back, or else I'll broadcast this over the entire world!
Frank: That'd hurt the world more than me!
Mikey: But it'd disprove your constant ramblings of "Frerard wasn't real" and sent thousands of excited fans to your doorstep, screaming for you to kiss Gerard.
Frank: Oh. Uhhh..... *sells all his gold attire on eBay* There!
Mikey: Thank you >:) *in an undertone, to self* Man, blackmailing is fun!
Gerard: What?
Mikey: Nooothing... *smiles mischievously*
Gerard: Okay!
*everyone went back to what they'd been doing*
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Mikey: TYLER!
Tyler: Huh?
Mikey: GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR ELSE I'LL TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU LOVE JOSH MORE THAN JENNA!
Tyler: What if I do?
Mikey: O_O'
(Joshler and Tylenna for life)
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
HumorBest Ranks: 98 in andyhurley 87 in twentyonepilots 28 in patrickstump Gerard Arthur Way is calling you from the cover... come and read this. Unless you want to disobey the sass queen. :D Stuff in this book: ~Frerard, Petekey, and more ships! (I mu...
