Why Mikey is the Bassist

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Gerard: *starts the band* Okay, I have a drummer and two guitarists.  I need a bassist!

Gerard: *thinks for a moment* I need someone who annoys the heck out of me.  Someone like...

Mikey: *walks in* Gerard, I drank the last of your coffee.

Gerard: YOU WHA-- perfect, you'll do! *tosses Mikey a bass guitar*

Okay this is stupid but kinda funny nonetheless

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