Gerard: *starts the band* Okay, I have a drummer and two guitarists. I need a bassist!
Gerard: *thinks for a moment* I need someone who annoys the heck out of me. Someone like...
Mikey: *walks in* Gerard, I drank the last of your coffee.
Gerard: YOU WHA-- perfect, you'll do! *tosses Mikey a bass guitar*
Okay this is stupid but kinda funny nonetheless
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book
HumorBest Ranks: 98 in andyhurley 87 in twentyonepilots 28 in patrickstump Gerard Arthur Way is calling you from the cover... come and read this. Unless you want to disobey the sass queen. :D Stuff in this book: ~Frerard, Petekey, and more ships! (I mu...