The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book

TOP: Don't Forget About Me/T & J's Taco Bell Saga

Tyler: Whoa whoa whoa stop the show!

Me: Um what?

Tyler: You've been writing stories about Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, and a TON about MCR, but... don't forget a-bou-bou-bou-bou-bout me!

Josh: And me :)

Me: Aw crud *facepalm* I DID forget about you guys! I'm sorry *hugs*

Tyler and Josh: *hug me back*

Me: I'll get write  -- er, RIGHT -- on with writing a story for you guys.  As soon as I get inspiration.

Tyler: Why WRITE a story when you can SING it? *sings* FAST FOOD GREASY TACO I LOVE!

Me: YES! :D *plays piano melody*

Tyler:

Nacho bell grande
Cheesy gordita
I like your nachos
Like diarrhea
Man I really like
Taco bellI know I can't
Watch you make my food
Drop it on the floor
I think it's rude
Man I really like
Taco bellHere's to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that I just ate
Now I have to poopFast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this
Could only come
From above
From aboveRob the taco store and ask 'em for a refill
Hey this is JRizzle
Listen up all y'all
I'm winning tacos just because of this gumball
I put chalupas where my mouth is
So watch this
Because I'm the dopest rapper
That you've ever messed withSir, welcome to Taco Bell
May I take your order
Yeah can I have a big mac and a pepsi
Sir we don't sell big macs
And some chicken nuggets
We don't have chicken nuggets either
Serious?T-A-C-O B-E double L
The cashier's name is Omar Vizquel
People always
Persecute me
But I know they'll die
For eating ChipotleHow is it that you
Could hate
Good old taco bell
And how is it that you
Could like ChipotleWe walked into the Taco Bell
Because I was craving some crunchy shell
The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah)
I was flying as high as a kite
And I looked up to my delight
They were having a special on chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupaAnd as you know there was a man
Who preached the truth
On rock and sand
And Jesus won't hold you sins to you
And we all know he broke the bread
But I know that St. Peter said
That his favorite food was chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupaI love this song
Beef
It's a good song
And Cheese
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll your booty go
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
Okay
And lettuce
Beef and beef and cheeseNow is the time
That we end this song
Without tacos
Life would be wrong
Man I really love taco bellMichael was right
Tacos are great
If you're real hunger
They're open real late
Man I really love taco bellHere's to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that I just ate
Now I have to poopFast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this
Could only come
From above
From above

Me: That... was beautiful *wipes a tear from my eye*