The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book

What a Beautiful Wedding...

"It's official.  We're getting married," Pete said.  The others blinked at him.  "Uh... that was random," Ray said finally.  "To who?" Pete facepalmed.  "Who do you think?"

"Me?" Patrick asked, with more than a little hopefulness in his voice.  "Don't you think I would've told you if I wanted to get married?" Pete asked, gently but firmly.  "It's Mikey," he stated. 

"Wow! Great job, bro!" Gerard cheered, clapping a bit.  "Thanks," Mikey beamed, wrapping his arms around Pete.  "So when's the official marriage?" Andy asked, proud for them both. 

"Tomorrow!" Mikey and Pete said simultaneously.

"Not Today?" Tyler asked.  Pete thought for a second.  "Well... only if you agree." He looked into Mikey's eyes.  "Sure," the unicorn lover shrugged. 

"OKAY EVERYONE! THROW ON THE BLACK DRESS, MIX IN WITH THE LOT!" Pete shouted, skipping away.  "WE'RE GONNA GET-" -- he said this in a sing songy voice -- "MARRIED!!" Mikey shook his head.  "Idiot," he said affectionately. 

The Next (Green) Day:

They had it all planned out.  Everyone wore black, since it was a Wentzday and therefore the emo day.  Tyler and Josh were flower "girls"; Andy, Joe, Gerard, Frank, and Ray were the groomsmen, and Patrick was the little ringbearer.  Mikey and Pete stood, holding hands, looking into each other's brown eyes. 

"Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, do you take Michael James Way to be your lawfully wed husband?" Billie Joe, the marrier (he's not a priest, who normally marry people, so I dunno what he'd be called besides a marrier lol) asked.  "I do," Pete said happily. 

Before Billie Joe could ask Mikey if he took Pete's hand in marriage, they heard a crash like a door being thrown open, which was odd, since they were outside -- there WAS no door.  "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO!" a man in a red suit and black top hat yelled.  "Whoa whoa whoa! Who're you?!" Billie asked the stranger.  "You SERIOUSLY forgot me? Brendon?" the stranger asked.  "Ohhhh!!" the others said in unison.  Brendon facepalmed.  "And THAT'S why you don't banish someone," he sighed sadly.  The Quartet had banished Brendon from the house, at least until the allegations against him were solved. 

"By the way, the groom is a whore! He didn't even invite me!" Brendon crossed his arms.  "They had fair reason to," Ryan pointed out.  "But also, you didn't invite US." He motioned to himself, Spencer, Jon, Dallon, and the PFTW crew.  "Oops, sorry about that.  Our marriage was a bit sudden," Pete explained.  "Come in, sit down."

After that, things wentz more smoothly.  Mikey agreed to his marriage vows, and he and Pete kissed.  It was quite a beautiful wedding, indeed, and Ray commented as much.  "What a beautiful wedding," he said to the waiter.  "Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore," the waiter replied.  Ray slapped him for that comment. 

Afterwards, they all went home and simply relaxed.  A strangely peaceful end to an eventful day.  That is, until Tyler whipped out a ring, got down on one knee, and proposed to Josh.