I'm broken *completed*

Loke?!

Natsu's POV

I woke up and opened my eyes. I was on my bed for some reason. I got up and went into the kitchen with Luna following me. I saw Gray trying to stop Cara from biting him. I picked her up and put her on the floor. "Have you been up all night?" I asked and he nodded his head. "Maybe go to the guild and sleep." I said and he nodded his head. He got up and went straight to the guild. I don't think he cared that he was naked.

I heard a knock at my door and I opened it. It was Lucy. "Oh, I thought you had killed yourself." She said and started laughing. "What do you want Lucy?" I asked angrily. "For you to die." She replied. She then walked away so I slammed the door shut. 'Don't listen to her Natsu.' I thought. I sat on the floor and literally gave up. I layed down and sighed. "I can't be asked to do anything." I whispered to myself. (Totally not laying down on my kitchen floor)

I heard growling so I got up and went towards it. I saw Luna growling at Cara for trying to eat her food. I picked Cara up and gave her some puppy food. She started eating (Why did I put dating 😂😂) it so I went back to laying on the floor.

Gray's POV

I was sat at the guild when Gajeel came towards me. "You alright Gray?" He asked. I raised an eyebrow and he sat down in front of me. "You seem tired." He said and I nodded my head. "I stayed up all night trying to calm the puppy down." I said. "Why, what was it doing?" He asked. "Running around like an idiot." I answered and rested my chin on the table. I heard the guild doors open and it was Loke. Why was he here?

"Is that Loke?" I heard Lisanna ask. Loke came towards us and sat down. "How are you boys?" He asked and Gajeel looked at me. He had the 'what the hell do we do' look on his face. "You will not believe how many woman I got pregnant this week." He said which made Gajeel blush. I tried not to laugh and then Loke smiled. "20." He said which made Gajeel burst into laughter. "I-I." I tried to say something but I couldn't think of anything to say. 20 woman?! Like seriously. 20 woman!!

I covered my mouth and tried not to laugh. "So you're gonna have 20 kids?" Gajeel asked. "20 more kids." Loke replied. "Huuuu!!" Me and Gajeel shouted. "Yes, I have 45 kids." He said which made Gajeel run off. I tried to get up but Loke stopped me. "And Lucy is one of them." He whispered. "Gajeeeel!!" I shouted. Gajeel was laughing at me so I gave him the death stare. I punched Loke in the face and ran home. When I got home I saw Natsu laying on the floor looking dead.

"You good?" He asked and I slammed the door shut. "LOKE GOT 20 WOMAN PREGNANT THIS WEEK!!" I screamed which made Natsu sit up in shock. "Wait what?!" He raised his voice. "That's a lotta sex." He said. "I know right, like we're together and we've only done it like once or twice." I said. "Exactly." He whispered and came towards me. "He would've done it like 100 times to get 20 people pregnant also wouldn't he get STI's?" He asked. I nodded my head and he kissed me on the lips. I kissed back and he pushed me away. I was confused but then he sneezed. We both laughed and then I heard Cara scratching at the door. I opened it and she ran outside. She went to a bush to pee and came straight back. I closed the door behind her and realised that Natsu had gone into our room. I went in there as well and sat next to him.

"You alright?" He asked and I smiled. "I'm fine." I replied. "You sure?" "Yeah." I whispered and wrapped my arm around his neck. I looked at his phone and he was texting Loke.

Loke- Natsu guess what

Natsu- What 🙄

Loke- I got 21 woman pregnant

Natsu- I thought you only got 20 pregnant

Loke- I did but I just got Aries pregnant

Natsu- I-I

Loke- Gray punched me earlier

Natsu- Why

Loke- Because I wouldn't let him leave the table

Natsu- You deserved it

Loke- Hey!

Natsu- If you won't let him leave when he wants to then he has the right to defend you

Loke- Right?

Loke- Omg

Natsu- What

Loke- I got Virgo pregnant as well

Natsu- I-I

Loke- I know right, it's so impressive

Natsu- You're gonna have 47 children?!

Loke- Wait, no, I'm gonna have 48

Loke- I also got Aquarius pregnant

Natsu- H-How?!!

Loke- I'm just very hot 🥵🥵

Natsu- God, no

Natsu- I've gotta go

Loke- Why?

Natsu- I have a puppy to look after

Loke- The only excuse is sex

Natsu- Hu?!

Loke- You can only leave for sex

Natsu- Hell no

Loke- Fine then

Loke- Stay here then

Natsu- I-I

Natsu- I'm gonna do that then

Loke- Have fun

Natsu- Sure?

I watched Natsu turn his phone of and I sighed. "He's a perv." He whispered and I heard Cara chewing something. I got up and she was chewing a water bottle. I took it out of her mouth and threw it in the bin. I watched Natsu run to the front door and lock it. He went back in our room and closed the blinds. "You good?" I asked while walking in. "Loke is literally outside of our house." He whispered and I sighed. "Jump on the bed." He ordered and I did as he said. After a while he took a long sigh of relief and opened the blinds. He left the front door locked and picked Cara up. He brang her in our room and put her on the bed.

"Can we try to sleep in here with here?" He asked and I nodded my head. Luna came in the room and sat on the bed next to Natsu. He got up and pushed the door shut but left it open for Cara to go out if she wanted to. "If she whines then I'll sort her out, you just get some sleep okay?" He said and I smiled. "Thanks." I said and layed down. Cara walked on my stomach and sat by my head. Luna did the usual and slept in the dog bed in the corner of the room. After a couple of minutes she jumped on the bed and layed by Natsu's legs. After a while I closed my eyes and eventually fell asleep.