Ray The Romance Advisor

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Norman : y'know, I should do this more often with her

Did I arrived too early or is she late?

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Norman : Emma!

Ray : sorry, wrong person

Norman : Ray...

Ray : yeah

(A/n : just whenever Ray is speaking, just think of a monotone voice speaking)

Norman : wth are you doing here?

Ray : why do you want to know?

Norman : are you lost?

Ray : no

Norman : then why are you still here?

Ray : I'm waiting for someone

Norman : who?

Ray : someone

Norman : huh? You have friends?

Ray : I have a whole life apart from you, alright

They're taking too long so I bug you instead

Norman, pulls out gun : go die in the ditch!

Ray : fine, I'll go away

Norman : jeez...

??? : Norman!

Norman, almost pull the trigger : what the hell do you want?!

Emma : 😱

Norman : E-Emma! I-I'm sorry!

Emma : ...aren't we supposed to...h-hangout...?!

Norman : it's not what you think it is!!

A few moments later

Emma : Ray was here?

Norman : yep, that dumb rooster looking emo boy idiot was here

Emma : oh...he could come with us!

Norman : no

Emma : ok

Norman : where do you want to go? Somewhere you like?

Emma : obviously!

But I think I need to go to the toilet first

Norman : oh, alright! Take your time

A few seconds later...

???, covers Norman's eyes : who am I~?

Norman : 'is it Emma? It's cheesy for her to do this but it is Emma...but why is her voice deeper? But maybe this is one Emma's tricks!'

Emma, right?

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