Emma : Before Nat's turn, we should do the secret act!
Don : The secret act?!
Emma : *nods*
Gilda : Isn't that too risky?
Anna : And after they cried because of your song, now you wanna make them feel that?
Emma : I'm positive!
Ray : She's positive that we're gonna fail.
Emma : *slaps Ray's book out of the emo kid's hand*
: You read too much false facts about this Ray
Ray : *preparing to yeet Emma out of Earth*
Emma : Nat?
Nat : You know it gurl!
Emma : Letsa Go!
The curtain to reveal Nat with a ruff and sunglasses.
Nat : From Spain, to French, and now we travel to Germany!
Norman : *preparing for chaos*
Nat : Welcome to the house
Back curtains revealed the rest wearing the same accessories as Nat
DGENAR : To the Haus of Holbein!
Ja
Oh ja
Das ist gut
Oh ja
Ja
The Haus of Holbein
*picking up every girl in the audience except for Norman's fangirls*
Don : Lucas Holbein goes around the world *points at Lucas*
Ray : Painting all of the beautiful girls
Gilda : From Spain *shows a very beautiful portrait of Don*
Emma : To France *shows a portrait of Gilda*
Nat : And Germany *shows a portrait of himself*
Anna : The king chooses one
DGENAR : But which one will it be?
Don and Gilda : You bring the corsets
Emma and Nat : We'll bring the cinches
Ray : No one wants a waist over
Emma and Nat : *tighten Ray's waist*
Ray : Fuck both of you two tight...
Nine inches
Norman : Why are they singing in a German accent?
DGENR : So what, the makeup contains lead poison?
Anna : At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
DGENAR : Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
Ray : 'Cause now you're in the house
DGENAR : In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja,
Ooh ja,
*starts to Fornite dance*
Norman : Do you two know why are they talking in the accent? Because last time they talked in a British accent.
Lani and Thoma : *vibing from the music*
DGENAR : Das ist gut
Ooh ja,
Ja
The Haus of Holbein
The scene switches to Gilda, Nat, and Anna talking
Gilda : We must make sure the princesses look great
*drags Lucas to the stage*
When their time comes for a Holbein portrait
Nat : We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
Anna : Ja, it's wunderbar
The scene switches to everyone brushing each other's hair
Don : For blonder hair, then you just
*brushing Emma's hair*
Add a magical ingredient
Emma : From your bladder
Ray : *pours some liquid that looks like urine or gasoline?! It's water coloured to be yellow*
Norman : :||
The scene switches to Ray holding a pair of high-heeled boots
Ray : Try these heels, so high it's naughty
DGENAR : But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
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Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
Ray : 'Cause now you're in the house
DGENAR : In the Haus of Holbein!
*accordion music starts*
Ooh ja,
*Fornite dances and air horn noises*
Das ist gut
Ooh ja,
Ja
The Haus of Holbein.
The six queens looked at everyone to see them laughing their guts out. Even Peter Ratri laughs.
Emma's plan is successful
Time for the nosy queen himself
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Hey, Author-chan here! You better dance when they sing. I really want to show you all how they look like in the queens' costume but I couldn't find so I decided to draw them myself. The drawing will take a while.
Sorry that this chapter is pretty short that the others, because the song is shorter than the other songs.
F in the comments for Norman's fangirls who didn't get a chance on stage ✊😔
Thanks for reading today's chapter!
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