At Neverland Police Office
Ray : you idiots, c'mere
Nat : what is it, captain?
Ray : do you two know the case with the drugs and all that junk at the college downtown?
Don : yeah, it's all over the news
Ray : great, I got two files here
*slaps files on table*
You son of a bitches are going to college!
Nat : ...
Don : ...
Ray : ...
Nat : haven't we done this in a high school
Ray : stfu and take the first case
Later...
Don, reading the file : this will be easy
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It only said, capture the ultimate illegal gang in Neverland and recover everything they have in their trunk
Nat : oh damn
Don : Nat, buddy, it's fine
We're a duo and we cannot fail at this like last time
Last Time
They were in a freaking epic car chase
Don, driving : ARE THEY GONE?
Nat : *look back*
The enemies are still behind them
Nat : would you believe we're being chased by little wrath imps?
Don : really?
Nat : hell no!
Enemy : *shoots gasoline truck*
Don : DUDE WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
Nat : IT'S GONNA EXPLODE!!
Don : I ALWAYS LOVE YOU DUDE
Nat : ME TOO, MAN
Don and Nat : *accepting death*
The truck didn't blew up
Don : huh...I really thought it'd blow up by now
Nat : THEY'RE STILL CHASING US!!
Don : HOLY SHIT! After that mess?!
Enemy : *shoots car with fireworks*
Nat : IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!
Don : PREPARE FOR DEATH!!
It didn't blew up
Nat : that's for sure really weird
Don : ikr, I really thought it'd blew up judging from the fireworks
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Are they still in on us?
Enemy : *shoots Don's windshield*
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
