Norman : *sad*
Emma : what's wrong?
Norman : Ray will no longer be with us...
Don : RAY'S DEAD?!
Ray, packing up : I'm what?
Gilda : you're not dead?
Ray : I'd love to but mom and I are gonna go to Disneyland
Don : but Norman....
Norman : he'll no longer be with us...
For few weeks
Everyone : ...
Don : dude stop with the fancy shmancy words
Ray : quit telling ppl I'm dead, I'm still alive
A few days later
Phil : Norman, have you seen Ray?
Norman : oh...
He is gone now, we won't be seeing him again...
Phil : ...ever?
Norman : ... *smiles* ever
Phil : *cries*
Norman : ha...is this how it feels to trick kids?
Emma, carrying Phil : Norman! Why's he crying??
Phil, cries : Norman...sa...said...Ray is gone
Emma : ...
Norman.
Norman : yes?
Emma : no Phil, Ray is just gone for a few weeks. We'll see him again soon
Phil : rea...really?
Emma : ofc! We can ask him some photos
Phil : ok...thanks for making me better, Emma *runs away*
Emma, grabs baseball bat : so you think you can get away with tricking Phil like that?
Norman, sweating : uh-oh...
A few hours later
Lani : hey, Norman!
Norman : yeah?
Thoma : seen Ray anywhere? He isn't here
Norman : oh...
*smiles* he passed.
Lani : he what now?
Norman : passed...you know, bye-bye
Thoma : he's dead?!
Don : who's dead?
Lani : is it true, Ray's dead?!
Don : what?!
Norman : *smiles*
Don : stop.
The next day
Jemima : Norman, since you guys are graduating sooner, what are you going to do?
Norman : I'll probably look for a job or a university
Alicia : Gilda?
Gilda : what he said
Jemima : I wonder what Ray will do
Norman : *smiles*
Well...once Ray passed on...
Gilda : Norman, isn't that a phrase you're only meant to use when someone's died?
After Ray gotten home
Norman wants to write a letter for him but Emma types it instead
Norman : say, "miss you dearly"
Emma : this seems a little like a suicide note...
Norman : ...
*smiles* then add, if I stop smoking crack
Emma : *types in*
Ray, barges : quit telling ppl I'm dead
Ray graduates college
Isabella : now, a motivational speech by Norman
Norman : thank you
As Ray's boyfriend I wanted to say, we will miss you dearly and I hope with this you could rest easy—
Ray : QUIT TELLIN PPL I'M DEAD!!
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
