A request from my brother (who actually came up with the Ray x Gasoline love story and the Brandon Rogers one)
One day, they all went on a field trip to the zoo
It was an open zoo where animals run freely
Yeah, even the predators
Let's see how many lawsuits they're gonna get
The gang was walking around and straying away from the younger kids, until they found an ostrich
Emma : it looks cool
Ray : better be careful, that thing's nasty
Emma : but it looks like a cute bird
Ray : Yuugo died bc of it
Emma : shoot, you're right
Norman : Yuugo died bc of what?
Ray : alcohol.
Norman : ...
Don : should we like...run?
Gilda : it's staring into our souls
Norman : yk this thing's dangerous
Ray : yeah, they're hecking fast
Emma : huh, why aren't you cursing?
Ray : it's my holy day, to be holy and pure you mustn't curse
Norman : I think Lani ate your pretzel sticks during the ride
Ray : fuck.
Emma : ...
Gilda : guys, focus
Don : should we run? Can we run?
Norman : don't, it'll kill us
Don : what should we do?!
Ray : dude, that thing's looking at you, not us
Don : ...
What.
Gilda : oh yeah...good luck
Don : Gilda no, plz
Emma : I'll not help you this time
Don : Norman?
Norman : ...
Don : you guys are cruel
All : we know.
Norman : is there any way to defeat an ostrich?
Ray : I haven't read it yet and I didn't bring my books, let's search it up...
Holy shit, there's a wikihow?!
Emma : pffft- seriously?
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
