The Promised Crackerland

Gay

Replacing the word happy and words similar to that with gay.

Emma : whoo it's been a while since we have done this, haven't we Norman?

Norman : yup, I'm quite gay because of it

Ray : why are you two being so gay about this? There's nothing gay about it

Emma : stop being such a moody guy, Ray, be gay just like us!

Ray : whatever... I'm gonna go get McDonald's

Emma : oh by the way, can you get Phil a gay meal?

Ray : anything for Phil. Want the toy too?

Phil : yes, the gay meal toy!

Ray : aight

Somewhere

Don : today seems to be a great day, Gilda

Gilda : it does, you look very gay about that

Don : why wouldn't I be? It's been months of promises that we'll return someday and finally, today's the day! Aren't you gay about it?

Gilda : well, yes, I am gay

Don : then let's go to the carnival and gay together!

At the dining table

Yuugo : *yawns*

Emma : good morning!

Lucas, sipping coffee : morning, Yuugo, you look quite dreadful today

Yuugo : woke up got hungover then slept again
*takes Lucas' coffee*
You look gay today, Lucas old pal

Lucas : of course I'm gay, you're gonna be as well when you realize we are returning

Yuugo : we're back? Oh shit, that does make me gay

Emma : see? That gets your nerves all running with gay adrenaline

Isabella, enters the room : morning everyone

Lucas, Emma, Yuugo : morning

Isabella : why are you three gay?

Emma : nothing, Ms. Isabella

Isabella : well it couldn't be nothing if you're all smiley like that

Emma : well time to spill the beans! *spills a can of beans* we're back in business!

Isabella : *gasps* really? We can do more chaos?

Emma : more than ever!

Isabella : that does makes me gay!

Lucas : told you

Yuugo : tch shuddup little gay boy

Lucas : aww, but aren't you gay as well right now?

Yuugo : whatever I'm gonna go back into my closet