I got this idea when I was in the bathroom.
Should I say that I was taking a dump as well?
*Your local news jingle*
Emma : the news anchor
Norman : the other news anchor
Gilda : the news reporter
Don : the cameraman who follows the reporter
Anna : weather
Nat : sports
Ray : the other reporter
*Ends your local news jingle*
Emma : Welcome to Neverland News! I'm Emma
Norman : And I'm Norman!
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Today's news is about the unusual combustion of gasoline cans
Emma : You're right Norman, thank goodness no one was injured by these explosions,
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but today we're going to figure out who is this person that has been setting these cans on fire?
Norman : Yup, now we're going to contact with our first reporter, Gilda!
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Gilda? Are you there?
Gilda : Yes, Norman!
Emma : Where are you now, Gilda?
Gilda : I am now at Yuugo's guns shop and the old guy staring at me is the shop's owner.
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Sir, would you please tell us the story of the combustion of your gasoline can last week?
Yuugo : Well, I was going for my break and when I came back I saw a kid with raven hair exiting the store.
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Then suddenly my gasoline can next to my grenades started to catch on fire.
Gilda : Interesting...
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Ooh, new season new clothes I see! *runs to the retail store*
Don behind the camera : Gilda! No! Come back!
The two lost connection
Norman : Well, we didn't get any clues than there was a kid with raven hair- Ray?
Emma : Wait, Ray's the culprit?
Norman : Well, there's no one else who has raven hair
Emma : Thoma?
Norman : Well, I'm not sure but let's investigate the others!
Emma : But before we continue, let's check the weather with Anna!
The screen switched to Anna
Anna : Thank you, Emma!
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Today's weather, is predicted that we're gonna get a raining storm near Grace Field.
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A sunny day in Grand Valley, maybe tornado at Goldy Pond-
Norman : I'm sorry, tornado?
Anna : Yes!
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Moving on...
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Overall, if you're going to the Neverland annual football tournament today, be sure to bring your umbrella and rain coat!
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The Promised Crackerland
FanfictionWhat if The Promised Neverland characters go to school? What if they phones and chat together? What if the farms are actually just dormitories of the school? What if the humor is maxed with a little bit of crackiness? This book contains all of that...
